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How I met your mother Masterlist.

18+.

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Ted Mosby.

Dating Ted Mosby. (Headcannons)

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Dating Ted Mosby Headcannon.

Pairing: Ted Mosby x Reader.

Trigger warnings: nothing really.

“I’m not looking for something casual. I’m looking for something real. Epic. Forever.”

— Ted, probably two dates in

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How It Starts:

• Ted 1000% tells your mutual friends that he might’ve met “The One” after 15 minutes of conversation.

• On the second date, he shows up with a copy of The Great Gatsby with a note inside that says:

“Hope this isn’t too much. But you remind me of the green light.”

• He genuinely thinks he’s being chill. He’s not. You are both charmed and deeply concerned.

• Your first kiss happens under fairy lights outside a random coffee shop. Ted immediately says:

“I’m going to remember this moment for the rest of my life.”

And he means it.

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The Ted Experience™:

• He overanalyzes everything you say.

“She said ‘goodnight’ and not ‘sweet dreams’… are we okay???”

• He owns a collection of love poems “in case of romantic emergencies.” He uses it.

• He once planned a date night itinerary that included a museum, a rooftop dinner, and a “pop-up violinist.” You ended up getting street tacos and watching Die Hard. He still called it the best night of his life.

• Ted talks about the future. A lot.

“I was thinking… if we ever moved in together, we could install vintage doorknobs. For character.”

Bro, we just shared fries for the first time.

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The Soft, Perfect Stuff:

• He notices everything: your favorite mug, how you hum when you’re stressed, your go-to sad movie.

• When you’re sick, he makes a DIY “get well soon” basket with themed snacks, a handwritten letter, and a hot water bottle that says “Team You.”

• On your bad days, he doesn’t push — just holds your hand and says, “I’m not going anywhere.”

• He sometimes stares at you like you’re the plot twist he never saw coming.

“You make me believe in fate again.”

You roll your eyes. You smile anyway.

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The Rough Bits:

• Ted feels big. He romanticizes the ordinary — which is sweet, but sometimes… unrealistic.

• He wants fairytale endings so badly, he occasionally forgets that real love takes work and patience.

• There’s tension when he gets in his head too much. Sometimes you have to say:

“Ted, I don’t need fireworks. I just need you to meet me where I am.”

• He listens. He really does. He messes up sometimes, but he never stops trying.

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The Gang’s Take:

• Marshall & Lily: You’re invited to game night before you’re even official. Lily hugs you like a sister. Marshall calls you “The Chosen One.”

• Barney: He tests you at first — throwing in weird flirting and chaos to scare you off. But you hit him with witty comebacks and call out his nonsense. He respects you immediately.

“Okay fine. She’s awesome. You’re still a dork, Ted.”

• Robin: She keeps a healthy distance at first — not because of you, but because of Ted. But slowly, she starts calling you just to hang out. She trusts you. Maybe more than she ever trusted Ted when they were together.

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more little sister freeman please!!! maybe how the family would react to a boyfriend? especially a bad one?

🩵 https://www.tumblr.com/bunnysnuff/786174110102388736/little-sister-freeman-bad-boyfriend-edition

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Little Sister Freeman – Bad Boyfriend Edition (Headcanons)

Pairing: Huey Freeman x little sister!reader x Riley Freeman. Robert Freeman x Granddaughter!reader. Uncle Rukus for some reason?

Trigger warnings: mention of toxic boyfriend, love bombing, talking down.

Request.

Huey Freeman:

Silent but deadly. He clocks the red flags immediately — disrespect, manipulation, laziness — and starts researching this dude’s whole life. Public records? Social media? School grades? Huey knows it all.

• Observes first. Acts second. The moment your boyfriend shows even a hint of toxicity (interrupting you, talking down to you, love bombing), Huey’s eyes narrow. Calculations begin.

• Huey won’t yell or act out. But he will silently destroy the boy’s credibility with facts, evidence, and vibes. If needed? He’ll hit him with a line like:

“You don’t love her. You just want control.”

• Protective in a lowkey way. Will walk you home quietly. Will keep receipts.

That night, the boyfriend’s bike mysteriously disappears. And his Snapchat gets hacked. No one can prove Huey did it, but… he did.

Riley Freeman:

• At first? He thinks a bad boy is kinda cool. “Aye, lil’ sis got taste, OKAY.”

• Then he sees how the guy treats you — maybe raises his voice, checks your phone, disrespects your interests — and Riley flips.

• “Nah, you ain’t gon’ talk to my baby sis like that, bruh.”

He posts a video publicly roasting the boyfriend and tags him. Bonus: he gets the whole block to hate him too.

• Might also lowkey threaten him with one of Granddad’s kitchen knives while grinning.

• Once Riley sees you getting mistreated, he goes full big brother mode. Loud, impulsive, and loyal. Ready to fight, call the group chat, AND ruin the boyfriend’s reputation in one night.

• Threatens to post old screenshots even though he doesn’t have any.

Granddad (Robert Freeman):

• Tries to be cool about it: “She’s growing up, Robert. Be mature.”

Then the boy shows up wearing Crocs and calls him “OG.”

• That’s it. No more Mr. Nice Granddad.

• Tries to ban you from dating, then gives you a dramatic talk about love and heartbreak, even though he got ghosted last week by his own Tinder date.

• “You in MY house? With that attitude? Wearing those damn shoes?? BOY IF YOU DON’T—”

• He will kick the guy out mid-dinner with a napkin still tucked in his collar. Not a shred of guilt.

• Will say “I told you so” even when no one asked.

Uncle Ruckus:

• Hates the boyfriend for reasons that don’t even make sense.

“He don’t even wash his elbows. I can smell the disrespect.”

• May try to exorcise him with a dirty Bible and old country music.

• Accidentally helpful, just by being loud and terrifying.

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💔 If the Relationship Ends Badly.

• Huey checks on you quietly. Offers tea, space, or a movie where the girl gets revenge.

• Riley throws a “he was mid anyway” party.

• Granddad uses it as a reason to lecture about the “good old days” and why you should date someone “with a job and a haircut.”

• Even Jazmine might text you like: “Girl… I never liked him fr.”

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Being Huey & Riley Freeman little sister headcannons.

Pairing: Huey Freeman x little sister!reader x Riley Freeman. Mentions of grandad too.

Trigger warnings: none.

You have your own rules. Granddad says “no fighting,” but Riley teaches you how to throw a punch and Huey teaches you how to dodge one. So technically, you’re following someone’s rules — just not always Granddad’s.

• You lowkey have the most power in the house. If you cry, Huey pauses his revolution. Riley puts the game on mute. Granddad starts handing out ice cream and bribes.

• Your style is a mix of both brothers. Some days you rock braids and little gold hoops like Riley picked your fit, other days you’re in combat boots and oversized shirts like Huey helped you dress. Either way, you’re cooler than everyone at school.

• You’ve perfected “the look.” One raised eyebrow, arms crossed, just like Huey when he’s disappointed. Riley says it’s scary how good you are at it — mostly because it works on him.

• You narrate everything dramatically. Riley caught you doing a fake “Boondocks” voiceover one day and now he hypes you up like, “Yo, my sister tryna get her own show!”

• You make up dances to Riley’s mixtapes and force him to be in your TikToks (he hates it but does it anyway). Huey acts uninterested… until you catch him watching them with the faintest smile.

• You’re the only one who can make Huey laugh out loud. It usually happens when you misquote a philosopher and follow it with “… or whatever he said.”

• You say “I’m telling Granddad!” at least once a day. It’s your trump card in every sibling argument. You don’t always snitch, but it’s your most powerful threat.

• You call family meetings. You saw Huey do it once, so now you bang a spoon on a cereal bowl and make everyone sit down so you can talk about something important — like “who keeps using my glitter pens.”

• You’ve got a whole gang of neighborhood kids who follow you around. They call you “Lil Freeman” and think you’re the brains and the muscle behind both brothers.

• You fall asleep during movie night with your head on Riley’s arm and your feet in Huey’s lap. They pretend they’re annoyed. They’re not.

Your Relationship with Huey Freeman:

• Huey is the big brother who lowkey acts like a parent. He’s overprotective but in a quiet, strategic way — he doesn’t hover, he watches from the shadows like a hawk.

• He sees you as the one person he has a chance to “save” from the ignorance and chaos of the world. So he tries to raise you right — reading you radical Black history books, teaching you martial arts, and correcting your grammar like it’s a revolutionary act.

• Despite being serious 99% of the time, he has a soft spot just for you. You’re the only one who can get him to crack a smile or break his “calm and calculated” vibe.

• He always walks on the side closest to the street, carries your backpack if it’s too heavy, and makes sure your nightlight works — even though he’d never admit it.

• If anyone messes with you, Huey doesn’t fight first — he investigates, finds their weakness, and ruins them with quiet precision.

Your Relationship with Riley Freeman:

• Riley calls you “Lil G” or “Shorty” and swears up and down that you’re gonna be his “ride or die” someday. He spoils you with candy, lets you wear his chains (temporarily), and teaches you all the words you probably shouldn’t be saying in school.

• He teaches you how to roast people. Like… really roast them. Your comebacks are elite because Riley made sure you didn’t go into the world soft.

• When Huey’s being too serious, Riley takes you skateboarding, sneaks you ice cream, or lets you stay up late watching rap videos — “but don’t tell Huey.”

• He tries to toughen you up because he thinks the world is rough, but he’s also the first to step up if someone makes you cry. He’ll square up with anyone — classmate, teacher, grown adult — if you’re upset.

• You’re the only person Riley shares his drawings with. He pretends he doesn’t care what you think, but your praise means everything to him.

Your Relationship with Granddad (Robert Freeman):

• Granddad treats you like the princess of the house — until you break something. Then suddenly you’re “just like your brothers!”

• He lets you watch his soaps with him and gives you little life lessons like “Don’t trust no man without a job or a good hairline.”

• You wrap him around your little finger. You want candy? You get candy. You want a dollar? You get five. But if Huey or Riley asks? “Get a job!”

• He complains about all the noise in the house, but the second you fall asleep on the couch, he carries you to bed and tucks you in like you’re still a baby.

Random Headcanons:

• You sleep in Huey’s old hoodie because it makes you feel safe. Riley pretends to hate that, but he leaves his next to it “just in case.”

• You get in trouble at school for correcting the teacher because Huey told you the real version of history. (“Christopher Columbus didn’t discover anything, ma’am.”)

• You and Riley have matching sneakers. He bought you a pair with his allowance after he scuffed yours by accident.

• You and Huey read under the covers with a flashlight. Sometimes he lets you read aloud, and he patiently helps you with the big words.

• You say “I love you” to Huey and he nods and says “Me too.”

You say it to Riley and he goes, “Man shut up… I love you too though.”

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Joe Goldberg and Love Quinn kidnapping you head cannons.

Pairing: Joe Goldberg x reader x Love Quinn.

Trigger warning: Kidnapping, mentions of stalking, mentions of murder.

Before the Kidnapping:

• Joe notices you first — maybe through a bookshop, a quiet coffee shop visit, or even your social media. You’re different, quieter, more mysterious, and that draws him in.

• He does his usual thing: deep dives into your past, watches your routines, finds the “why” behind your every move. In his mind, it’s not stalking — it’s understanding.

• Love notices Joe becoming consumed by you. At first, she’s jealous. Then she gets curious. Then obsessed too. She starts showing up where you are, “accidentally.”

• Once they both agree you’re “meant to be part of their family,” the decision is made: you need to be brought home.

The Kidnapping:

• Joe handles the logistics — chloroform, soundproofing, the cage (yes, the glass box is back, or maybe it’s a hidden basement this time).

• Love bakes your favorite dessert. She wants your first moments with them to be comfortable, even though you’re restrained.

• When you wake up, they’re there — smiling, calm, warm even. “You’re safe now,” Joe says softly. “The world out there didn’t deserve you,” Love adds, cupping your face.

After the Kidnapping:

• Joe is the quiet, watchful one. He reads to you, plays music, and justifies everything. He knows you’ll come around. “This is love,” he insists.

• Love is the emotional one. She brings you food, brushes your hair, cuddles with you when you’re too exhausted to fight. She’s terrifyingly maternal.

• You’re never alone — if Joe leaves, Love stays. If Love is gone, Joe is near. Cameras watch every move.

• They argue over how to treat you — Joe wants to give you “space” to adjust. Love wants to speed up the bonding process.

• Eventually, they want you to participate in “family” things — dinner, movie nights, even photos for fake social media accounts to make it seem like you’re just living a secluded life.

Twisted Affection:

• They don’t see themselves as your captors — they’re your protectors, your lovers, your home.

• If you ever scream or fight, Joe becomes deadly calm. Love becomes heartbreakingly sad. “Why would you hurt us like this?”

• If you cry, Love holds you like a child. Joe reads you calming poetry or philosophical passages about soulmates and fate.

• Rewards are common: new books, soft clothes, your favorite shows. But they’re always conditional — behave, and you’re “loved.” Resist, and they get cold.

Escape?

• Joe is smarter than ever — every plan you try, he’s already three steps ahead.

• Love, however, is impulsive and emotional. If you play your cards right, you might manipulate her — but it’s dangerous. She’ll kill if she feels threatened.

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URGENT HELP SAVE THE LIFE OF MY CHILD.

Dear humanity,

Please Help Me – My Son May Die at Any Moment.

I'm Amal, a mother of three children, living under the weight of the genocide taking place in Gaza. 🍉

Here’s my story, and I’m reaching out with a hopeful heart 💔✨, hoping someone will feel what my family and I are going through.

My son is suffering from a severe and life-threatening injury after being shot by Israeli drones. He urgently needs medical treatment outside Gaza.

Time is running out, and we are facing a critical situation. I am asking for your generosity to help us save him either through a donation or by sharing this urgent plea with others

I beg you, i kiss your feet, to help my son. My son may die at any moment.

I lost most of my family. I'm afraid to lose my son too 🥺

Mohammed deserves to live a happy and healthy life, just like every other child on this earth.

So I humbly ask you to donate even a little or at least reblog this appeal.

Please Donate now:👇

https://www.gofundme.com/f/join-us-in-our-struggle-save-our-family-from-war-in-gaza

Hi, I totally would but I’ve gotten the same message before. Can someone tell me if this is a scam? Thanks

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the way everyone on the Joe Goldberg tag is ignoring my request (not you) so idek if I should send in the req cuz ik writers hate seeing anons ask others, BUT NO ONE IS ANSWERING. The req is not crazy btw its literally so tame

Send away 🤍

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You Masterlist.

18 +

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Joe Goldberg.

Joe Goldberg & Love Quinn being obsessed with you. (Headcannons)

Joe Goldberg & Love Quinn kidnapping you. (Headcannons)

Love Quinn.

Joe Goldberg & Love Quinn being obsessed with you. (Headcannons)

Joe Goldberg & Love Quinn kidnapping you. (Headcannons)

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Joe Goldberg and Love Quinn being obsessed with you headcannons:

Pairing: Joe Goldberg x Reader x Love Quinn.

Trigger warnings: Stalking I think. Joe and Love themselves are a TW. Please tell me if I’ve forgotten 🤍

It starts with Joe. Of course it does. He sees you at the café—you were reading a book he deems worthy of attention, something rare these days. You’re kind to the barista, your smile lingers, and Joe? Joe needs to know you.

• He watches. He learns. Your route to work, your favorite order, how you twirl your pen when you’re lost in thought. He tells himself it’s to protect you. That you deserve someone who sees you. And he can do that. He will do that.

• But then comes Love. She meets you at a farmers’ market. You complimented her homemade jam. Love felt it instantly—that gravitational pull. You laugh like sunlight, and her heart clutches. You’re so soft, so full of life. The kind of person she could bake for, garden with, protect.

• When Joe finds out Love is watching you too, he panics. But then—something clicks. Maybe this time, they don’t have to choose. Maybe this time, they can share.

• Suddenly, you’re being love-bombed from both sides. Joe always just happens to show up at the bookstore you like. He lends you novels you’ve been meaning to read. Love drops off pastries at your door, says she made too many (she didn’t).

• They’re careful at first. Subtle. Friendly. Then one day they invite you over for dinner. You’re flattered. They’re charming. The food is incredible. Joe pours wine while Love brushes your hair back from your face. You think it’s sweet. You don’t see the glance they share behind your back—hungry, possessive.

• You become part of their routine. You don’t know how it happened. Love insists you sleep over when you’re too tired to drive home. Joe leaves you notes tucked into your books. You’re their sunshine. Their muse. Their everything.

• But they get jealous—of each other. Joe finds Love staring at you like you’re a masterpiece. Love watches Joe watch you with that infatuated gleam in his eyes. They love you, but they’re still them—intense, obsessive, a little broken.

• Sometimes they fight about you. Loud, raw arguments behind closed doors. But they always come back together with the same conclusion: They’ll do whatever it takes to keep you.

• And you? You’re just starting to wonder if maybe this all feels…a little too perfect. Why your phone sometimes glitches. Why that one guy who was hitting on you suddenly moved away. Why you can’t seem to say no to them anymore.

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The Boondocks Masterlist.

18+.

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Huey Freeman.

-being their older sister.

-being their little sister.

-Little Sister Freeman – Bad Boyfriend Edition (Headcanons).

Riley Freeman.

-being their older sister.

-being their little sister.

-Little Sister Freeman – Bad Boyfriend Edition (Headcanons).

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Being Huey and Riley Freeman’s Older Sister

Pairing: Huey Freeman x Older sister!reader x Riley Freeman.

Trigger warnings: none.

General Headcanons:

–You’re the de facto second adult in the house, often stepping in when Granddad is too tired to deal with their nonsense.

-Caught between Huey’s intellect and Riley’s wild energy, you’ve mastered the art of adapting to different personalities.

-Depending on your personality, you’re either the “cool older sister” or the “strict but loving enforcer.”

-You and Huey often team up to keep Riley out of trouble—though it doesn’t always work.

-Riley sees you as almost as cool as Thugnificent (which is a high compliment).

-You have a soft spot for both of them, even when they test your patience.

-Granddad leans on you more than he should, expecting you to help manage the boys.

Relationship with Huey:

-You two have deep intellectual discussions, but he still tries to outsmart you.

-He respects you more than most people, but if you disagree, debates can get heated.

-If you’re interested in activism, you and Huey probably make a formidable team.

-He secretly values your advice more than he lets on.

-If you’re more carefree, he lectures you about being “too complacent.”

-You sometimes have to remind him to enjoy being a kid and not take life too seriously.

Relationship with Riley:

-Riley both respects and challenges your authority—especially if you get in the way of his “gangsta” lifestyle.

-You probably taught him how to fight but constantly tell him to stop fighting.

-He brags about you being “cooler than other people’s sisters” but won’t admit it directly.

-If you ever have a boyfriend, Riley either hates him on sight or tries to “teach him how to be a real G.”

-You threaten to expose his embarrassing moments when he gets too cocky.

-He sometimes listens to your advice... but never when you need him to.

-if you’re more like Huey, he calls you “boring.” If you’re wilder, he thinks you’re the coolest ever.

Random Headcanons:

-You were probably the first person to give Riley a real reality check about street life.

-you and Huey exchange exhausted looks whenever Riley starts acting up.

-If you ever go out, Granddad makes you responsible for bringing Huey and Riley along.

-You’re the only one who can maybe get Riley to do his homework.

-Huey trusts you with information he wouldn’t share with anyone else.

-If you ever get in trouble, the boys have very different reactions—Huey tries to find a logical solution, and Riley is ready to fight whoever wronged you.

-People at school either think you’re the coolest person ever or are intimidated by you because of your brothers.

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Cynthia and Ariana are being ROBBED

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No longer in denial - @iwritefandomimagines

Something There - @maysileeewrites

What Is This Feeling? - maysileeewrites

Winner Takes It All - @delespresso

Rerun - delespresso

Detestation - delespresso

Where Blossoms Bloom - delespresso

Dancing Through Life - @thesparkling-diamond27

No One Mourns The Wicked - thesparkling-diamond27

2 Days - @willyoubemycherryy smut

Silent In Season - willyoubemycherryy

Running x Protection - willyoubemycherryy

Shots Like The 80s - willyoubemycherryy

Wanting Needs - willyoubemycherryy smut

Impressions - willyoubemycherryy

Where Your Feet Can't Follow - willyoubemycherryy

I'm Not That Girl - @munsonsmixtapes

Insecurities - munsonsmixtapes

What Is This Feeling? - munsonsmixtapes

With all the power in Oz - @auroracalisto

To Be Changed - auroracalisto

Smut - auroracalisto

Purple Butterflies & Strawberry Tarts - @spideyanakin

Unadulterated Loathing Two Three - @atlabeth

Hopeless - @c0s-lettuce

Hey, Jealousy - @of-many-fandomss

Dancing Through - @zorrasucia smut

Your Fiyero - @fireinmoonshot

In The Light Of You - @bunnysnuff

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Hey You - @accio-boys

Long Day - @teddy06writes

Bookworm & The Prince - @fangirl-rose1029

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I guess the main difference between emperor Caracalla and emperor Geta fans is

Caracalla fans: I need to fuck this man senseless

Geta fans: I need this man to fuck me senseless

I know there are also a lot or people who like both but I think this is a difference between both of them.

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Sorry guys I have the requests I’m just a bit sad and have no motivation.

Will do them soon 🔜