2 years since i posted here. hello
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Uhm your girls here and sorry she’s been inactive since like last year?? Lmao come to say that ATEEZ Is my Ult group next to Stray Kids and Seventeen making its way there. Idk what imma d w this account anymore LmaOO BUT THANK YOU FOR NEARLY 200 FOLLOWERSSS
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Send me your credit card info so I can buy stuff
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Inactive but still alive I promise
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12 year old wearing a hat: 🤠
the entire school staff: 🔫 🔫 🔫
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Sorry I’m in active lately I’m busY kinda :// anyways how are y’all doing ?
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Hey Bella your engagement ring was in a ugly engagement ring group on Facebook
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like a fist fight?
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[Chan, Woojin and Minho playing Twister]
Woojin: Are you looking at my butt?
Minho: I'm looking at both of your butts. Intensely.
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Minho: I follow you home because I like you.
Jisung: Nice! Good, I knew that! Right on!
Jisung: Wait...all the way home?
Minho: Yes.
Jisung: So, you saw me eat that Hot Pocket I found in the garbage? Any thoughts on that?
Minho: No.
Jisung: Oh man, I like you.
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The amount of times I could have been that white girl in the horror movie could honestly be a movie in itself and it’s honestly a waste that my entire life isn’t constantly recorded on film because it would be HILARIOUS
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I started Hebrew, which is why I’ve been dead on this blog, but I don’t think I can ever properly convey to you guys the sheer cultural whiplash of spending years learning Japanese from Japanese teachers and then trying to learn Hebrew from an Israeli
Japanese: you walk into class already apologizing for being alive
Hebrew: you walk into class, the teacher insults you and you are expected to insult her back
Japanese: conjugates every single verb based on degree of intended politeness, nevermind keigo and honorifics
Hebrew: Someone asked my teacher how to say “excuse me” and she laughed for several seconds before saying we shouldn’t worry about remembering that since we’ll never need to say it
Japanese: if you get one stroke wrong the entire kanji is incomprehensible
Hebrew: cursive? script? fuck it do whatever you want, you don’t even have to write the vowels out unless you feel like it
Japanese: the closest thing there is to ‘bastard’ is an excessively direct ‘you’ pronoun
Hebrew: ‘bitch’ translates directly
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Hyunjin: the gayest thing I do is when I sniff flowers, I also give them kisses and make flower crowns
Hyunjin: oh I'm also dating Jisung that's pretty gay too I guess
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As someone who’s fluent in English and knows portions of Russian bc I’m also Russian and have to learn it cuz of my mother, I can confirm the last two true.
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Dowoon: If Wonpil and I were drowning, who would you save?
Jae: You guys don't know how to swim?
Dowoon: It's a hypothetical question.
Wonpil: Yeah, who would you save?
Jae: My time and effort.
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