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you asked.
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very sad that you can only get this comedic GEM of a moment if you fuck up on purpose as markus it’s so funny i want more people to see it it makes me laugh so much
#maintenance androids don't say “um” you silly deviant#the way he nods to himself too he's like yuppp im being so normal#markus dbh#dbh
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i like both scenarios:
RK line being so advanced that most of the components are compatible with it
2. RK line being so advanced that almost none of the components are compatible with it
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what ppl defending kids on ipads don’t seem to understand is that there are other ways to keep kids occupied. my mom had a whole bag full of little toys and games for me to play with while waiting in lines at disney world. once your kid is like 7 or 8 they can read a book. they can color. or they can literally just sit there and imagine things. i did that a lot as a kid.
#i feel genuinely sorry for kids who wont find the joy in activities like#attempting trampoline tricks#finding a giant stick and pretending its a weapon#collecting things like leaves rocks or shells#making flipbook animations#why are we robbing our kids of imagination man isn't that what childhood is all about#literally just stick your kid in a sandpit and let their instinct to play take them
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the right and wrong ways of jumping through a window
#i like to think connor was genuinely panicking out of worry for hank and his brain went stupid#markus dbh#connor dbh#dbh
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I can’t wait for Dalien to fail everything because they won’t know how to send him to classes or do homework
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i wanna go to a chinese restaurant that turns into a gay disco wtf…..
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#kara after installing new biocomponents that let her eat#rose chapman#rose dbh#dbh rose#kara ax400#kara dbh#dbh kara#karose#dbh meme#dbh textpost#dbh#d:bh#detroit: become human#detroit become human
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I wanna highlight this gif... thank you for bringing it back to my attention @americandumpster-f1re
It gave me a good laugh ❤️💙
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Chappel Ron in my DMs.... Jealous?
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THANK YOU mysterious ki-tchennnnnn ffairy........ the wi-zard ofthe kiTCHennn... coommewithHis ESSSOTERIC KNOWLEDGE.... is jack rEeal? oRrishe a ~maniFesTation ofoOuhr madNess?~
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i love how whenever dan and phil interact with the public in any way we are like oh no im so sorry for our horrible horrible children i hope they behave dont be fussed by the screaming thats normal
#i still remember the host just muttering “ok very loud...” when dan screamed at phil lmfaooo#dan and phil
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condiments are a certified daniel howell love language
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Them spinning around together and Dan saying "This is a tango. This is erotic." ???????
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i love whenever new people meet dan and phil and theyre just mesmerized by them
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not to sound like a medieval peasant or a catholic but i resent anti-carb propaganda so much like bread will never be evil it is holy it is divine it is one of life’s most simple yet decadent pleasures. love is stored in the bread
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