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some of the brightest minds of our generation post on tumblr during work hours

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spot on!!!!!

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do you ever hear people talking about something and you’re like. fuck. let me be real for a second. i’m too much of a commie to have this conversation

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is dating a ghost necrophilia?

Please refer to the flowchart.

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(for the purposes of this poll, there is no monkey's paw situation: the chore you pick stays the same level of difficulty/grossness/etc. as it normally is for you, and you only have to do it as often as you want to. the chores you don't pick are magically done for you exactly the way you'd want them to be, just with zero effort on your part.)

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sleep

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if i had a lame ass boyfriend i would hype him so much i would make him wait out side so i could go in first and be like get ready here comes the most specialest boy ever if you dont cheer and clap for him ill fucking blow this whole building up

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WAIT I HAVE AN AWESOME HOUSE DESIGN

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oh yes it's that time of year

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remembering the time i showed my dad knives out and he was like "i thought it was good up until that long explanation at the end" like bro how do you think murder mysteries work

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Palm Springs (2020) dir. Max Barbabow

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RULE NO. 1 OF WOUND CARE: ignore itttt :33

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you people have GOT to stop asking for a VIBE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!