buoyantsaturn

[buoyantsaturn]

just did a really good job of cutting a bagel there's no weird thin or thick parts it's all even all over. this is huge for me

[buoyantsaturn]

House drugged that coffee btw

[buoyantsaturn]

[buoyantsaturn]

[buoyantsaturn]

[buoyantsaturn]

I screamed but they are correct

[buoyantsaturn]

fries. envelopes. ive been awake for 18 hours can i go to bed now.

[buoyantsaturn]

human/vampire enemies to lovers but they’re not completely in trust yet so each gentle touch & fang graze while exploring each others bodies has the potential to be the mortal’s demise but the vampire is also wary because the human came back from olive garden & there’s garlic there

[buoyantsaturn]

i was with my mother’s family and they were talking to me about my religious studies major. my great aunt asked me what the definition of hell was, and i responded “well i suppose it depends on who you ask.” and nearly all the protestants in the group decided that hell was “the absence of god” which i suppose is a fair answer, albeit not a universal one. my cousin’s wife was playing with her 3-year-old daughter and she says “well mommy says that hell is a mcdonald’s playplace” asdfghjhgfd

[buoyantsaturn]

I wanna make something explicitly clear:

When that motherfucker finally dies (and it will be soon, I feel it in my bones) I don’t want ANYBODY saying shit about “okay but y’all realize we gotta deal with V*nce as president now, right-” FOR AT LEAST 48 HOURS POST MORTEM.

We get to celebrate this. We get to celebrate the death of a monster. Give us a weekend to have our parties before we get back to the severity of our fuck ass government.

For the love of Christ let us have a win.

[buoyantsaturn]

Wonder what happened to the dinosaurs? This is a baby Blue Heron.

[buoyantsaturn]

INTERESTING THINGS HAPPENING ON TWITTER RIGHT NOW

[buoyantsaturn]

AUGUST IS OVER??????

[buoyantsaturn]

tcotd spoilers:

hazel euthanizes the coco puffs

[buoyantsaturn]

[buoyantsaturn]

"I sort fics by kudos and only kudos on stories with high kudos counts, why aren't there more stories with high kudos, I ran out of things to read." You're part of the problem.

"Authors artificially inflate comment counts by thanking people, I can't find anything with a real comment count to read." No they fucking are not, they're grateful for engagement.

"I can't read anything under 100k." That's the majority of fics you're ignoring, most novels aren't even that long.

"I don't have time to look for the incredibly rare diamond in the rough, so I won't read anything below a certain amount of kudos, comments, and hits." Those fics are popular because people gave them a chance and then snobs like you found them.

"I won't read anthing with a single typos." You made typos in that sentence, get off your high horse.

"One singular author didn't thank me for commenting, I'm never commenting on any fic again so I don't get burned." You're punishing people because someone didn't give you engagement they don't owe you that they might not have seen.

"This fic is three months old, it's so old, it doesn't matter if I comment or kudos, it's old." Fics do not have expiration dates, comment and kudos.

You're killing your fandoms with your snobbish behaviors.