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A bashful young wombat trots up to you… Your day improves.

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i like it when pit bulls do this

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never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man

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op turned off blogs on one of my favorite posts so here it is again

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oopsie! You got a bit too manic about a creative project too close to bedtime and now your brain is too awake to sleep. One million dead 10 morbillion injured

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save me G7 prototype

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when the curse is lifted

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Friendly reminder that you should

Write that fic

Draw your OC

Redesign that blorbo

Plan that comic how you want

Create the content you want to see

Be cringe

Be free

The only thing that matters is you having fun! Not what others think!

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No I am NOT emotionally available, yes I WILL treat every one of our interactions like I'm doing improvised stand up comedy, whats not clicking here

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Check out this CD I burned. (Puts it in my car radio and plays it and it's just a medium quality recording of you coughing)

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FUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKKK i got tomorrow tomorrow

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Doc: One day, I'll cry and you'll regret it

Cleo: One day you'll do what?

Joe: He said cry

Doc: I'll cry in front of you and then you'll regret it

Cleo: I don't think I will

Joe: You really think, you expect us to be more empathetic than we are, Doc. We're really not that sort of people

Doc: Bastards

Cleo starts dying of laughter

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i got my new tetanus shot who wants to play bucket of rusty nails withme ^_^

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i accidentally hit a bug and totaled my car