recovering persecutor culture is trying SO HARD to keep being nice but other alters treating you well and normally interacting with you feels SO wrong and you just want to be an asshole again because being alone and hated feels normal
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If Eddy Burbank merged w/ chuckle Sandwich members
dr sex is invincible, we can’t stop him
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Once my friend Henry was accused of wearing wireless headphones by a substitute so she said for him to hand them over so he took them off and handed them to her. Then later on she asked him a question and he didn’t respond so she said it louder and he still didn’t respond. She asked why he was not responding and he said “I can’t understand you ma'am, you took my hearing aids.”
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you go little guy Bang out those tunes!
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May you please do some headcanons for Caregiver!Fizzarolli with baby regressor!reader? Cause what's better than having papa Ozzie, having papa Ozzie and Dada Fizz! ☺️☺️🥰 Thank you so much.
YES!! I am absolutely OBSESSED with Fizzarolli. I love him so much.
Cg!Fizzarolli & Baby!Regressor!Reader
🎪Fizzarolli my beloved. He is such a kind caregiver. An absolute sweetheart if you will.
🎪Post s2 e7 he takes you everywhere with him and Ozzie. Shows you off all the time!!
🎪Pre s2 e7 tho he had to be a lot more discreet with you being with him in general never mind him being your cg
🎪He felt immensely guilty about it, scared you’d feel like he didn’t love you or he was ashamed of you
🎪He made sure to give you as much love as he physically could while in private.
🎪He LOVES playing with you!
🎪Building blocks are one of his favourites
🎪Building blocks and dress up are his favourites to be exact
🎪Cause you’re just a baby dress up is very limited to just a few accessories but he still loves it!!
🎪Cause fizzy has very stretchy arms he can be in one room with you while making your bottle in another!! Isn’t that just amazing?! :D
🎪Keeping you calm while the milk heats up, his free arm snaking through the house to grab your bottle.
🎪If you’re a nonverbal baby that’s okay!! If you know sign so does he! :D
🎪If not that’s also okay! He’s not great at interpreting your whines and fussy noises but he tries his best.
🎪So…so many stuffed animals and onesies for you
🎪He loves spoiling you.
🎪He’s famous. He’s got money. He WILL spend so much on you no matter how much you protest
🎪His favourite thing he’s bought for you is a footie onesie that has balloons on it :)
🎪Very good at rocking you to sleep and/or just putting you to sleep in general
🎪Fizzarolli I love you
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Plural Culture is taking a break from fronting but not knowing a little fronted in turn and now you have to come back after the little starts panicking because of highschool so you have to calm them down and apologize while still being extremely exhausted and stressed yourself.
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I hate being read so well
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