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( alsoooo while i'm here tn ... places my meme tag on the dash 👉👈 )

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( modern!eli is being a bit of a bitch in my mind tonight tbh /aff )

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@popularmxnster said: "You're a bad idea, but I like bad ideas."

┊ ┊ ┊ ┊ ☠ . *. ⋆ ❝ OH YEAH? ❞ AT THIS POINT IN his life, eli found himself becoming less and less bothered by the moments where strangers would flirt with him. they noticed their tendency to attract attention in public spaces like the bar they were seated at, although they'd NEVER seen the other here before.

it didn't matter. perhaps it was even one of those rare occasions where he found himself wrapping the other around his finger, as if a string were tethered to their heart as they lean closer, an interested and perhaps somewhat SUGGESTIVE glint in dark eyes.

❝ any others? don't worry, i'm not a snitch. ❞

FLIRTY PROMPTS .

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( a note about eli & flirting: when he's younger he's a lot more awkward, but as they get into their 20s they start to feel more comfortable & meet it halfway )

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𝐅𝐋𝐈𝐑𝐓𝐘 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒 (a collection of prompts for muses who just love to flirt. Feel free to adjust phrasing and gendered terms as necessary) 

"Let me distract you."

"Let's misbehave."

"I can't stop thinking about you."

"Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I'll give it back."

"I'm putting you on my to-do list."

"I'd look good on you."

"Don't bite your lip, I want to do that."

"Do you have a name or can I just call you mine?"

"I seem to have lost my number, can I have yours?"

"You're even more beautiful than yesterday."

"Shouldn't you be in my bed?"

"Trouble never looked so goddamn fine."

"You're a bad idea, but I like bad ideas."

"Maybe we should just kiss to break the tension."

"If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun."

"You're a shy little thing, aren't you?"

"Let's flip coins. Head, I'm yours. Tails, you're mine."

"Smile is the second best thing you can do with your lips."

"Your lips would look so much better on mine."

"You know we should save some water, shower together."

"You like me because I'm a scoundrel."

"I'll do anything for a woman with a knife."

"The fastest way to shut me up is to kiss me."

"I just want you to be happy! And perhaps a little bit naked."

"I like my bed, but I'd rather be in yours."

"Are you cake? 'Cause I want a piece of that."

"Your shirt has to go, but you can stay."

"You owe me a drink because when I saw you I dropped mine."

"You must be tired, because you've been running through my mind all day."

"Maybe making out for a few minutes would help us figure things out."

"Stop saying things that make me want to kiss the hell out of you."

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some flirty memes

CHEESY

“  like my shirt?  it’s made with boyfriend/girlfriend material.  ”

“  do you like raisins?  how would you feel about a date?  ”

“  if i could rearrange the alphabet i’d put ‘u’ and ‘i’ together.  ”

“ are you a parking ticket? ‘cause you’ve got fine written all over you.  ”

“ tell me,  do you believe in love at first sight?  or should i walk by you again?  ”

“ it’s a good thing i have my library card ‘cause i’m checkin’ you out.  ” 

“  i was feeling a little off today but you’ve turned me on again.  ”

“  any chance you have an extra heart? mine’s been stolen.  ”

“  they say nothing lasts forever so— wanna be my nothing? ”

“  could you help me?  i think there’s something wrong with my phone.  see,  it doesn’t have your number in it.  ”

“  someone better call god.  looks like he’s missing his prettiest angel.  ”

“  you must be so exhausted from running through my mind all night.  ”

“  did the sun just come out? oh no,  that’s just your smile.  ”

“  if you were a vegetable you’d be a cute-cumber.  ”

“  i was wondering if you’re an artist because you’re definitely drawing me in.  ”

“  would you help me hold this it’s really heavy— ”  *offers out hand*

“  you know.  that does look good on you.  but i think it’d look better on my floor.  ”

SINCERE 

“  you’re the most captivating person i’ve ever met.  ”

“  i dunno what it is about you…you just.  you’re like a sun.  you make everything so warm and bright.  ” 

“  i swear you have the most beautiful smile i’ve ever seen.  ”

“  i swear you have the most handsome smile i’ve ever seen.  ”

“  you’ve never looked more ravishing.  ”

“  is that a new dress?  i like it.  looks wonderful on you.  ”

“  is that a new suit?  i like it.  looks wonderful on you.  ”

“  i like it when you wear that.  ”

“  here,  i got you some flowers.  your favorites.  ”

“  wow—  that is definitely your color.  ”

“  are you sure you’re not hiding wings and a halo around here somewhere?  ”

“  i don���t think there’s a person in the world who compares to you.  ”

“  you have my full attention.  you always do.  ” 

“ don’t you know?  i’ll always come when you call.  ”

“  i’ll be waiting.  when you’re ready to admit you want me.  ”

“  sorry— i don’t mean to stare.  you just look…radiant.  ”

“  come on,  just one drink?  ”

“  tell me,  your perfect date.  anything you’d like.  nothing out of the question.  i’ll do it. i’ll make it a night you never forget.  ”

“  if you give me a chance,  i’ll treat you the way you’ve always deserved.  ”

“  if you let me hold your heart i promise to be gentle with it.  ”

“  see that’s the problem,  you’ve already got my heart.  i just hope i get to have yours too.  ”

“  oh,  i’ll always be waiting for you.  ”

“  i just feel drawn to you.  can’t really explain it.  ”

“  why do you keep looking at me like that?  ”

“  i just like watching you.  ”

“  you get this little dimple when you smile.  sometimes i just want to kiss it.  ”

“  stop being so cute it’s fucking distracting.  ”

“  surely you must know what you do to me.  ”

“  if you don’t quit looking at me like that i’m not gonna be able to keep my hands to myself.  or my lips for that matter. ”

“   i’m not gonna sit here and play games to figure out what you desire.  tell me everything you wish the people who lost you had noticed.  then give me a chance to be the one who remembers it all.  ”

“  you’re just too adorable i can’t stand it.  ”

“  oh,  the things i’d do with you… ”

“  well,  are you gonna make the first move or shall i? ”

“  i like beautiful things.  maybe that’s why i like you so much.  ”

“  careful,  you keep this up i might just fall in love with you.  ”

“  i’ll never get tired of seeing that smile.  ”

“  i’d do anything just to make you laugh like that again.  ”

“  trust me.  the way i feel about you is like nothing i’ve ever felt before.  ”

“  i don’t want to make you mine. i want to be yours.  i already am.  just a matter of whether or not you’ll keep me.  ”

“   no— don’t look at me like that.  you know i can’t resist it.  ”

“  did you wear that just for me?  ”

“  i wore it just for you!  ”

“  you’re everything i’ve ever wanted.  and so much more.  ”

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( i love how eli is like i know a little bit about everything in one moment but the next they're like i don't know shit about what's going on right now or around me )

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sex+romance headcanons!

Send me a symbol. Please note that some answers may be NSFW.

🌟 What is my muse’s sexual/romantic orientation? 💦 At what age did my muse lose their virginity? 😘 Would my muse have sex on the first date? 😊 Would my muse ever ask someone on a date? 👍 Does my muse prefer to be asked on a date, or would they rather do the asking? 😉 What are my muse’s fetishes/kinks? 💬 When did my muse go on their first date? 💯 What is my muse’s ideal date? 💗 Has my muse ever been in love? 👠 What was my muse’s last serious relationship like? 👰 Would my muse ever get married? 🌼 Would my muse prefer a big wedding or a small wedding? 🍬 Is my muse a sub, dom, or switch? 🏩 What was my muse’s first time like? 🎆 Is my muse into monogamy? 💕 Would my muse ever be in a polyamorous relationship? 🔥 Would my muse ever be up for a threesome? 👮 Has my muse ever had sex in public? 💔 What was my muse’s first heartbreak? 💑 What are my muse’s requirements for a potential partner? 💋 How many people has my muse slept with? 👀 Is my muse the type to sleep around? 👎 Would my muse ever cheat on their partner? 😳 What was my muse’s worst romantic/sexual relationship? 💲Would my muse ever date/marry/sleep with someone because they were rich? 👓 Would my muse ever lie for sex? 👿 Would my muse ever blackmail someone into sex? 🎥 Who is my muse’s celebrity crush? 🎀 Who would my muse sleep with if nobody ever had to know? 💍 Has my muse ever had a one-night stand? 💝 Does my muse like Valentine’s Day? 💘 What are the ways my muse says ‘I love you’ without actually saying it?

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PERSONALITY BREAKDOWN . — drawn from this post .

MYERS BRIGGS .

INTP — the architect . INTPs are philosophical innovators, fascinated by logical analysis, systems, and design. they are preoccupied with theory, and search for the universal law behind everything they see. they want to understand the unifying themes of life, in all their complexity. INTPs are detached, analytical observers who can seem oblivious to the world around them because they are so deeply absorbed in thought. they spend much of their time in their own heads: exploring concepts, making connections, and seeking understanding of how things work. to the architect, life is an ongoing inquiry into the mysteries of the universe.

(I) introversion . introverts are energized by spending quiet time alone or with a small group. they tend to be more reserved and thoughtful.

(N) intuition . intuitives focus on a more abstract level of thinking; they are more interested in theories, patterns, and explanations. they are often more concerned with the future than the present and are often described as "creative."

(T) thinking . thinkers tend to make decisions with their heads; they are interested in finding the most logical, reasonable choice.

(P) perceiving . percivers appreciate flexibility and spontaneity; they like to leave things open so they can change their minds.

FUNCTION STACK .

(Ti) introverted thinking . introverted thinkers are analytical. personalities with a strong Ti cognitive function tend to be quiet ponderers with a belief system based on personal experiences, previous insights, and discoveries. for this reason, they internalize events around them.

(Ne) extroverted intuition . individuals with Ne as a dominant or auxiliary cognitive function are strong communicators and more readily notice patterns in the events and people around them. they can also articulate these patterns and ideas to others, making them compelling and trusted figures.

(Si) introverted sensing . introverted sensors rely on past experiences to understand present circumstances. sensory input - sight, smell, taste, touch, and sound - plays a crucial role in memory recall and instinct. personalities with a strong Si function, like the ISTJ personality, tend to think inwardly and in patterns.

(Fe) extroverted feeling . cultural norms and societal mores dictate extroverted feelers' belief systems. personalities with a strong Fe function use their beliefs to brainstorm and often exhibit great sensitivity and care for others.

ENNEAGRAM .

PRIMARY TYPE . type five — the investigator . ( head ) the intense, cerebral type. fives are alert, insightful, and curious. they are able to concentrate and focus on developing complex ideas and skills. independent, innovative, and inventive, they can also become preoccupied with their thoughts and imaginary constructs. they become detached, yet high-strung and intense. they typically have problems with eccentricity, nihilism, and isolation.

at their best . visionary pioneers, often ahead of their time, and able to see the world in an entirely new way.

basic fear . being useless, helpless, or incapable

basic desire . to be capable and competent

WING TYPE . type four — the individualist . ( heart ) the sensitive, introspective type. fours are self-aware, sensitive, and reserved. they are emotionally honest, creative, and personal, but can also be moody and self-conscious. withholding themselves from others due to feeling vulnerable and defective, they can also feel disdainful and exempt from ordinary ways of living. they typically have problems with melancholy, self-indulgence, and self-pity.

at their best . inspired and highly creative, they are able to renew themselves and transform their experiences.

basic fear . that they have no identity or personal significance

basic desire . to find themselves and their significance (to create an identity)

TRI-TYPE .

type eight — the challenger ( body ). the powerful, dominating type. eights are self-confident, strong, and assertive. protective, resourceful, straight-talking, and decisive, but can also be ego-centric and domineering. eights feel they must control their environment, especially people, sometimes becoming confrontational and intimidating. eights typically have problems with their tempers and with allowing themselves to be vulnerable. at their best . self-mastering, they use their strength to improve others' lives, becoming heroic, magnanimous, and inspiring basic fear . of being harmed or controlled by others. basic desire . to protect themselves (to be in control of their own life and destiny).

type two — the helper ( heart ). the caring, interpersonal type. twos are empathetic, sincere, and warm-hearted. they are friendly, generous, and self-sacrificing, but can also be sentimental, flattering, and people-pleasing. they are well-meaning and driven to be close to others, but can slip into doing things for others in order to be needed. they typically have problems with possessiveness and with acknowledging their own needs. at their best . unselfish and altruistic, they have unconditional love for others. basic fear . of being unwanted, unworthy of being loved. basic desire . to feel loved.

FOUR TEMPERAMENTS .

PHLEGMATIC-MELANCHOLIC — neutral stability, introverted . the phlegmatic-melancholy combination is driven by two temperament needs. the primary temperament need is to be accommodating. the secondary need is to do things right. either need may dominate their behavior depending on the requirements of the situation.

they are an accommodating, routine person who is concerned about doing things right. they are a natural helped and is the most consistent of all the phlegmatic blends.

they need to be alone most of the time and to spend time with their family.

they are nice, gracious, and cordial people. they rarely show emotion or affection. they are routine, consistent, and loyal.

they have a strong desire for independence and will resist change, especially sudden change.

they are accepting and tolerant of others.

they have a stoic expression. they are more consistent and non-emotional than the other phlegmatic combinations.

they are naturally routine, accommodating, family-oriented, and passive about most things.

they are patient, self-controlled, and deliberate in their behavior.

they are amiable and easygoing, and slowly pace their way through life.

their emotional involvement in a task is not easily observed. they are calm, steady, and persevering - they are successful because of persistence.

after starting a project, they will usually see it through to completion; they rarely give up.

they are independent, questioning, and thorough in their approach, and will follow through.

they want to operate by themselves and set their own pace.

they are very possessive of family time, material things, and friends.

once their mind is made up, they will resist any other method or approach.

they prefer routine work and involvement with a limited number of people.

they are always willing to help those they consider to be their friend.

they have a difficult time saying no.

they have great difficulty confronting or pressuring others, but when they do they can be sarcastic and slightly offensive.

BIG FIVE ( SLOAN ) .

RCOEI .

(R) reserved . reserved types are uncomfortable and/or disinterested with social interaction.

(C) calm . calm types maintain level emotions.

(O) organized . organized types are focused.

(E) egocentric . egocentric types live for themselves.

(I) inquisitive . inquisitive types are insatiable in their quest to know more.

INSTINCTUAL VARIANT .

sp/sx .

(sp) self-preservation . the self-preservation instinct wants to make sure they have everything they need to feel safe, secure, and comfortable. people with a dominant self-preservation instinct prioritize food, shelter, family relationships, and tending to their physical and mental well-being. they'll manage their energy levels and resources to avoid becoming stressed, anxious, or overwhelmed.

(sx) one-to-one . the one-to-one instinct focuses on the intensity of life's experiences and one-on-one relationships (whether romantic or platonic). people with a dominant one-to-one instinct value intimacy, passion, and excitement. they carry a strong energy and actively seek out experiences where they can build bonds with another individual.

ATTITUDINAL PSYCHE .

LVEF — the deviser ( exi sexta ) . LVEF is the attitudinal psyche type that seems the most interested in coming up with action plans to better understand and integrate knowledge, emotions, and the underpinning of reality that binds these abstractions together. the LVEF appears to be protecting their emotional vulnerability by diverting their focus towards collaboration, gathering data, spurring ideas, and creating seamless opinions based on the objective collected data. they may come off as quiet, astute, perceptive, heady, scientific, level-headed, serious, cooperative, well-mannered, and at times anxious over how they come off to others. the LVEF seems to want control over their identity by creating clear maps of knowledge that reflect how life ebbs and flows in numerous directions.

(1L) confident logic . the 1L attitude is characterized by a self-positive (Ls+), and others-negative (Lo-) disposition. this disposition creates an attitude that is acutely aware of its own strengths within the realm of logic. all incoming logical information from others must be pushed through the 1L's subjective interpretation before it is accepted.

(2V) flexible volition . the 2V attitude is characterized by a self-positive (Vs+) and others-positive (Vo+) disposition. this disposition creates an attitude that is acutely aware of how volitional information can be transferred between itself and the outside world in both directions. 2Vs understand the elasticity, usefulness, and creative element within this aspect and generally feel a sense of fearlessness in discussing or sharing information within this realm.

(3E) insecure emotion . the 3E attitude is characterized by a self-negative (Es-) and others-negative (Eo-) disposition. this disposition creates an attitude that is plagued by an awareness of limitations, weakness, harm, negative consequences, and manipulation within the realm of emotion. 3Es have a keen sense of how they can be harmed by emotion.

(4F) unbothered physics . the 4F attitude is characterized by a self-negative (Fs-) and others-positive (Fo+) disposition. this disposition creates an attitude that is unconcerned of how the realm of physics may affect them. the 4F feels a sense of ease regarding physics, and generally desires quick conclusions when they are forced to produce opinions in this realm.

JUNGIAN ARCHETYPE .

the rebel — passionate, nonconforming, courageous . the rebel archetype personifies defiance, nonconformity and a desire for change. rebels challenge the established norms and conventions, usually pursuing some form of justice or freedom.

strengths . rebels play a huge role in driving societal and cultural change and are needed to challenge outdated systems and practices. without them, society would not progress as it should. their willingness to question the norm can inspire those who mindlessly follow authority and encourage them to advocate for their rights and stand up for their beliefs.

weaknesses . unfortunately, the defiance of rebels can lead to conflict and resistance from other groups, leaving them to feel like outsiders. they also exhibit more recklessness - acting impulsively and disregarding any consequences - which could get them into trouble.

SOUL TYPE .

scholar — seeks knowledge . scholars express themselves through intellectual exploration, and the desire to understand and analyze the world around them. scholars have an insatiable thirst for knowledge and a meticulous attention to detail. they possess an analytical and inquisitive nature, seeking to understand the workings of the world. scholars excel in research, analysis, and accumulating specialized knowledge in their areas of interest. they are often keen observers and effective communicators of information.

ALIGNMENT .

neutral — the undecided . a neutral character does what seems to be a good idea. he doesn't feel strongly one way or the other whenit comes to good vs. evil or law vs. chaos. most neutral characters exhibit a lack of conviction or bias rather than a commitment to neutrality. such a character things of good as better than evil - after all, they would rather have good neighbors and rulers than evil ones. still, he's not personally committed to upholding good in any abstract or universal way. some neutral characters, on the other hand, commit themselves philosophically to neutrality. they see good, evil, law, and chaos as prejudices and dangerous extremes. they advocate the middle way of neutrality as the best, most balanced road in the long run.

neutral is the best alignment you can be because it means you act naturally, without prejudice or compulsion.

neutral can be a dangerous alignment when it represents apathy, indifference, and a lack of conviction.

ZODIAC .

sun sign — aquarius . aquarius is one of the most unique signs of the zodiac, and people born under this sign experience a sense of uniqueness. this makes them eccentric and energetic in their fight for freedom, or at times shy and quiet, afraid to express their true personality. in both cases, they are deep thinkers and highly intellectual people who love to fight for idealistic causes. they can see people without prejudice, making them truly special. although they can easily adapt to the energy that surrounds them, aquarius representatives have a deep need for alone time to restore their inner power. the sign of aquarius belongs to the element of air, finishing the story of gemini and libra and connecting them through the opposition of freedom and relationships. they rely on their mind and spoken words most of the time, and without mental stimulation, they might lose interest even in things that initially excited them. they see the world as a place full of possibilities and have a need to be spontaneous, follow the moment, and live life to the fullest, never wasting precious time. uranus is the ruler of aquarius, with its traditional ruler saturn by its side. although uranus has an abrupt, timid, and sometimes aggressive nature, the presence of saturn grounds them enough to help them find the distance they need from other people to remain somewhat indifferent. aquarians are visionaries and are always ready for change, known for their intellectual abilities and for shaking up the world once they're in it. they feel best as part of a certain community, but they might have trouble finding the right place where they truly feel they belong.

positive traits . progressive, original, independent, humanitarian

negative traits . runs from emotional expression, temperamental, uncompromising, aloof

likes . fun with friends, risky business, fighting for causes, intellectual conversations

dislikes . limitations, broken promises, being lonely, dull or boring situations

ruling body associations . freedom, astrology, lightning, risk, humanity, crossroads, chaos, surprises, separation / past, history, debt, karma, weight, illness, restrictions, darkness, depression, bones, ice

moon sign — libra . libra is symbolized by the scales, a visual representation of balance, harmony, and union. those born under this lunation are natural mediators, and libra moons are happiest when keeping the peace. they also thrive in partnership, so it's common to find libra moons moving seamlessly between relationships. in fact, sometimes libra moons may start a new romance while in the middle of another one! libra moons will benefit from finding validation through themselves rather than others.

rising sign — pisces . if you’re a pisces rising, people likely describe you as dreamy and empathetic, and you may sometimes have your head a bit in the clouds. this sign is known as the psychic of the zodiac and since it’s the last sign, it carries all the other signs in it. therefore, you are intrinsically linked to all of humanity. when someone meets you for the first time, you may seem like you’re not paying attention and your mind is elsewhere. that may be partially true, but you are also taking in everything, including the person's words, body language, and underlying emotions. pisces' ruling planet is the magical neptune, which makes you mysterious and alluring.

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Thought, learning and intellect headcanon asks for muses

[MENTAL CHATTER] Does your character have an ongoing inner monologue, or do they more frequently think wordlessly/in abstract?

[ENTANGLED] Does your muse experience synaesthesia? (eg. tasting sounds, or seeing colours in music) If yes, does this have any effect on their creativity or understanding of certain senses?

[ALOUD] Does your character subvocalise (sound out words in their head) when reading silently to themselves, or no? When reading fiction, do they “hear” individual voices for each speaking character?

[WPM] How quickly can your character type, read or write?

[MOTHER TONGUE] For bilingual muses: does your character think in one particular language more than another? Are there certain topics or themes that they may be more likely to switch to another?

[FOCUS] How well can your muse focus on their own thinking or study in the presence of distracting background stimuli (loud environments, background chatter, visual clutter…)

[OFF TRACK] Is your muse prone to letting their mind wander? To their detriment?

[INTEREST] Does your muse find it hard to learn about or remember details of subjects that don’t captivate their personal interest? Even if they might be useful or advantageous to know?

[AHAH!] Is your muse good at recognising patterns and putting information together to recognise correlations or solutions quickly? Or do they need others to spell things out to them?

[SEEING RED] How easily is your muse’s judgement or perception swayed by their emotions and state of mind? Are they most always cool and level-headed, or are they prone to rashness or switching stances quickly?

[JUMP THE GUN] What biases does your muse hold that impact how they perceive the world or choose to take in new information? Do their personal blindspots and preconceptions lead them to errors in judgement?

[RECALIBRATE] How frequently does your muse evaluate their own ways of thinking? Have they little self-insight/feel set in their minds for better or worse, or are they constantly questioning their own outlook? To the point of self-doubt, even?

[SPLIT SECOND] How decisive is your muse? How confident do they need to feel about the outcome of their actions, or how much pre-thinking must they do before they feel they can act? Do they trust in their own decisions?

[FOREIGN] How does your muse fare when presented with ideas, concepts or experiences that feel far outside their usual norm? How hostile, sceptical or inquisitive might they be when encountering new viewpoints?

[STUDENT] Does your character enjoy learning for learning’s sake, or do they only seek out knowledge when they specifically need to?

[NOTES] How does your muse track their ideas and thoughts, or things they need to remember? Do they keep written or voice notes, or do they just think/hope that they’ll be able to recall what they need later?

[SELF ANALYSIS] How intelligent does your muse BELIEVE they are, versus how do they actually stack up next to others? What are the personal strengths and weaknesses of their minds and outlooks, compared to those of the people around them?

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Finn Wolfhard as ZIGGY KATZ WHEN YOU FINISH SAVING THE WORLD 2023, dir. Jesse Eisenberg

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Finn Wolfhard as ZIGGY KATZ WHEN YOU FINISH SAVING THE WORLD 2023, dir. Jesse Eisenberg

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( kinda wanna write modern verse stuff ngl )

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love when a man has dark brown eyes and an air of impending doom about him

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( i miss this little weirdo )

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PROMPTS FOR CARRYING/BEING CARRIED *  assorted dialogue, adjust as necessary

all right! up you get!

i'm going to carry you, of course.

stop squirming! i'm losing my grip on you!

you're safe in my arms.

can you walk on it?

maybe i need to carry you there.

i don't want to be carried.

no! i can walk just fine by myself!

you're a lot lighter than i expected.

falling asleep in my arms, are we?

how long was i out?

have you been carrying me this whole time?

i don't remember being picked up.

this was your master plan all along, wasn't it.

have i been sleeping this whole time?

no! put me down!

can you at least be a bit more gentle when you lift me?

i could get used to this.

if you need a break, you can set me down.

you pretended to twist your ankle just so i would carry you.

i didn't ask you to carry me.

you're quite handsome at this angle.

if i'm not careful, you'll ask to be carried everywhere.

are you comfortable like this? i can switch arms.

could you put me down?

ow! that hurts when you move like that!

you can put me down right here.

just lay me down over there.

please don't tell anybody you did this.

if they find out i let someone carry me, i'm dead.

well, this is a bit awkward.

you're very warm, you know.

you smell nice.

you can go to sleep if you'd like. it's okay.

let me get you somewhere safe.

oh no. i'm not climbing on your back.

just stay quiet. i've got you.

you look rather beautiful all curled up in my arms.

i don't think i can walk that far.

we will never speak of this arrangement again.

just tell them i hurt my leg.

stop smiling down at me!

apparently my shoulder makes for a good pillow.

would you do me a favor and pick me up?

i'm not sure i can walk all the way.

i appreciate you helping me out in this way.

stop smirking at me. i see you.

no, i don't like this! i'm humiliated!

i won't let anything happen to you here.

do you do this often? twist your ankle just to make someone else carry you?

how about a piggyback ride?

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‘TOL AND SMOL’ PROMPTS

feel free to combine these with dialogue whether it’s something you make up or from other memes your partner has reblogged. 

[ BEND ]  for the shorter muse to tug the taller muse down so they can kiss their forehead. 

[ LEAN ]  for the taller muse to lean down to kiss the shorter muse’s forehead. 

[ LIFT ]  for taller muse to lift up the smaller one and sit them on a surface where they can be eye level. 

[ CLIMB ]  for the shorter muse to find somewhere to perch so they can be eye level with taller muse. 

[ INTERRUPT ]  for shorter muse to stop during the middle of a conversation and stand on a chair/sit on a table so they can be eye level with the taller one. 

[ GIVE ]  for the taller muse to place their jacket around the shorter muse’s shoulders,  the garment essentially ‘swallowing them whole.’

[ TAKE ]  for the taller muse to find the shorter one has ‘borrowed’ a shirt/sweater/jacket etc.  which is oversized on them.  

[ GO ]  for the taller muse to pick up the shorter one and carry them away from a potential/just started fight. 

[ RIDE ]  for the taller muse to give the shorter one a piggyback ride so they don’t have to keep up. 

[ SEE ]  for shorter muse to insist on getting to ride on the taller one’s shoulders.  

[ FIND ]  for the taller muse to lift the shorter one by the waist so they can reach something. 

[ EMBRACE ]  for the taller muse to lift the shorter muse off the ground when they hug. 

[ CATCH ]  for the shorter muse to run and jump into the taller muse’s arms. 

[ CARESS ]  for the taller muse to pick up the shorter one to kiss them. 

[ GIVE ]  for the shorter muse to stand or climb to sit on a higher surface to demand a kiss from the taller one. 

[  PULL  ]  for the shorter muse to tug the taller one down by the collar to kiss them. 

[ URGE ]  for the taller muse to tilt the shorter one’s chin up so they can look at their face. 

[ LOWER ]  for the taller muse to kneel in front of the shorter one so they’re less intimidating. 

[ HELP ]  for the taller muse to use the advantage of their stature to shield the shorter one from something. 

[ AID ]  for the taller muse to pick up the shorter one to lift them over something  (  stairs,  while hiking, a large puddle etc.  ). 

[ INSIST ]  for the shorter muse to guide the taller one to sit so they don’t have to keep looking up. 

[ COMFORT ]  for the taller muse to tuck their chin atop the shorter one’s head while they hug. 

[ MELT ]  for the taller muse to lean down so they can bury their face into the shorter one’s shoulder. 

[ GENTLE ]  for the smaller muse to hug the taller one while they are seated so the taller one can hide their face against them. 

[ BLOCK ]  for the taller muse to stand in front of the shorter one to prevent them from having to see something. 

[ CUDDLE ]  for the taller muse to the big spoon. 

[ HELD ]  for the shorter muse to be the big spoon. 

[ TENDER ]  for the taller muse to kiss the shorter one’s head while they embrace. 

[ GENTLE ]  for the shorter muse to kiss the taller one’s chest while they hug. 

[ REST ]  for the shorter muse to lean forward and press their forehead against the tall one’s chest/shoulder while they stand in front of each other. 

[ TOUCH ]  for the taller muse to lean down and press their forehead to the shorter one’s. 

[ PRESS ]  for the shorter muse to take hold of the taller one’s face to pull them down so they can press their foreheads together. 

[ GAZE ]  taller muse is sitting and the shorter one who is standing in front of them takes their face into their hands while they talk.