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I see Willow is trying to fight Josslyn for the "Dumbest Bitch in Port Charles" title today.

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To whoever decided to have TJ as the controlling asshole (and not Molly), please step on infinite legos.

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GENERAL HOSPITAL | April 30, 2024: Casha finally kiss!

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"New Tomorrow Institute"

Nope, not a cult name at all. Nothing to see here, move along.

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To all the Bensonites claiming Dex didn't betray Sonny by being a rat, be it on or off the show, spilling the beans to the authorities about a hit your boss ordered you to do is rat behavior.

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If anything happens to Leo Quartermaine, I would kill everyone involved and then myself.

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I need Natalia to fuck off. Forever. Please.

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It's a tiny thing, but Dex was all smiley checking up on Krissy and hearing out her question. The agenda still exists, even in its tiny state. ☺️

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After all this time, ever since the talk about the LGBTQ+ center (and the surrogacy square dance anvils), we're finally getting a Destina interaction. My sane self is skeptical, but my loyalist self is delighted.

Speaking of, here's a new update!

how to keep house while drowning (AO3)

how to keep house while drowning (FF)

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I will not stand for this empty-ass writing for my girl Sasha. She deserves so much better than being a servant for her ex's family!

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This notion that Blaze will not have a fanbase or her music won't be any good for being gay is absolutely ridiculous.

You have artists like Chappell Roan or Renée Rapp or even girl in red, who are either massively growing in popularity or are already fairly popular. They have presence and attention AND they're openly in the LGBTQ+ community!! You're telling me those three are unpopular and unloved? That their songs aren't any good? GTFO!!!

I guarantee you that if Blaze was a real artist and was openly gay and putting out music similar to the above artists, she'd be a huge popstar. This show is so incredibly out of touch, holy shit.

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All this boohooing over Dex? Over a man with the presence and personality of a plank of wood? I mean, in reality, this is all over Josslyn, who's even more useless. This show's overall obsession with this bitch continues to baffle me.

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Never in a million years would I even suspect that it would be TJ as the annoying, unreasonable, paranoid person in this surrogacy story. He is being beyond ridiculous right now. A swift kick in his ass is greatly appreciated from anyone willing to do it.

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Why is everyone acting like Cyrus is a cause worth defending? He was a drug lord! He kidnapped and held people at gunpoint! HE BLEW UP A BUILDING! He doesn't deserve a shred of sympathy and defending, and his "reformation" is as genuine as George Santos's background.

And for everyone to act brand new about a mobster ordering a hit on their enemy, as if they have never killed anyone ever, it shows the negative amount of brain cells in that writer's room.

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Jason is yet another person telling Josslyn that it was Dex's decision to continue with killing Cyrus, and she's still not listening. And, um, I don't recall Kristina ever hijacking an independent conversation to talk about Sonny the way she has.

And of course, the second Josslyn displays a shred of self-awareness about how bitter and cruel she is, out come the "oh you're not, you're such a great person" reassurances and she won't think harder about it.

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Tabyana deserves fucking better

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I feel like they are really trying to make Jex’s breakup be like the talk of the town or something

Sort of, yeah. It's really not talk-worthy since they barely interacted with anyone beyond the Benson/Corinthos circle. But they really wanna make their "heroine" the center like her mother 🙄