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List of the Hell’s (de-)motivational posters:

PLEASE do not LICK THE WALLS

This office has gone  0  11  2  days without anyone saying  “The Road to Hell is Paved With Good Intensions″

Clean up after youself, your mother doesn’t work here. YOU DON’T HAVE A MOTHER

WE HATE YOU

The Devil Finds WORK FOR IDLE HANDS TO DO - so LOOK BUSY!

TO AVOID INJURY don’t tell me how to do my bloody job! 

For More Efficient Service just rip out your own throat with a stapler

GIVE UP NOW

CHEER UP! REMEMBER – The Worst IS yet to come.

You DON’T MATTER

In Case of Fire, Send grateful memo to the Department of Infernal Flame

To illustrate the torture existing in Hell, Neil Gaiman created motivational posters for the walls. ‘I had too much fun with these,’ he says. ‘The hardest part was just persuading the art department that I was serious about getting them to forget everything they had ever learned about design.’ - Good Omens Companion

One of the oddest things was in Hell. I wrote a number of de-motivational posters for the walls of Hell. And the art department couldn’t get them ugly enough. Eventually, the production designer, the amazing Michael Ralph did possibly the most sensible thing that he could have ever done, which was to ask the youngest art department intern to do them and tell him that we encourage the use of lots of different fonts, and Comic Sans wherever possible. And we got these very badly designed posters, and they were exactly what we wanted. - Neil Gaiman (x)

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if tlt was out in 2013 the fan art edits to angel with a shotgun wouldve fucking banged

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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

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“Dunk”

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boob window showing off the gaping hole in my chest

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Poetry? More like CROWETRY!

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April 28, 2024 - An unintentionally funny video by a zionist propagandist shows off some good organisation and discipline at the UCLA encampment for Palestine.

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...i am seething... words arent enough... words are not enough...

"Four women at Arizona State University ASU had their hijabs removed by police following their arrest. In the blurred image, the police are seen removing the hijab from one of the four women and subsequently placing a hoodie over her head after she asked for it to be placed." from Land Palestine, 29/Apr/2024:

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what a lesbian situationship does to a person

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Love Lies Bleeding (2024) dir. Rose Glass

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love lies bleeding has something for every lesbian: muscles, greasy working class twig of a butch, mind fucking, fucking, gore, insane relationship timeline they met less than 24 hours ago and are living together, slime, don't forget the cat, girl that makes your skin crawl, eroticism of smoking, eroticism of injecting, eroticism of committing unspeakable violence for someone, normal eroticism, acab, bugs, juxtaposing eroticism of smoking with the reality of it in a metaphoric representation of a character's drive toward both rebellion and destruction as well as adding to a through-line motif of inevitable ends, triumph, toe stuff, artifice, (and how it collides with reality), revenge, decent, ascension, running away, being stuck, being found, being found out, home haunts you, you can't ever go home, the 80's, obligation, freedom, having a fucked up relationship with your dad, having the fucked up realization that despite everything you've done to fight it maybe you really are exactly like your dad, deciding that all the thousand ways in which you are not like him are more important, you will tear yourself bleeding cursing spitting from the jaws of being like your father with the very tools he handed you, new mexico

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Katy O’Brian and Kristen Stewart for Them (2024)

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Love Lies Bleeding (2024) dir. Rose Glass

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Kristen Stewart & Katy O'Brian

Love Lies Bleeding (2024) dir. Rose Glass

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just finished watching love lies bleeding!! and holy FUCKKKK THAT SHIT WAS SO GOOD even better than what i expected (and i had high expectations). reminded me of bound but even more intense 100% recommended