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Deva: (stroking varadha’s hair) you are so tiny

Varadha: (sleepily) i could beat the shit out of you

Deva: (lovingly) I know

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honestly wei yings misunderstandings about lan wangji were 100% understandable like imagine a nun yelling at you and insisting you cover up your ankles. and youre like holy shit this lady is old fashioned and a total puritan. then she reveals no actually i have a huge ankle fetish and being around you makes me so horny i want to become an enemy of the church for you. you'd never fucking see that coming.

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cmon child safety lid you know it's me

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you: suck my dick me, an intellectual: inhale my richard

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I was offered sex today by a 26 year old man. in exchange of that I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner on my tumblr. of course i declined because of my morals and strong will power. which is just as strong as ajox. the super strong bathroom cleaner. now avaliable scented with lemon or vanilla.

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Tumblr Code.

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Coffee and Coke (together)

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Losing my mind

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I had an annoying interaction so this is your friendly reminder that the A in LGBTQIA+ does not stand for ally, it stands for aspec people.

Editing because people have mentioned in the tags, thank you for reminding my dumb ass:

Also agender people! The A is for aspec (not just aro and ace, the WHOLE spectrum!) and agender people.

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I'm so tired of parents who didn't mean to

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