Mattie-24-Aspiring writer, college graduate, and multi-fandom member. Check out my works on ao3, I'm purgatory_pd. Welcome to the shitshow!
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Hackers stole 65M passwords from Tumblr in 2013.
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I understand it intellectually, but it still bewilders me on a spiritual level that people create separate tumblrs for obsessing over each specific interest, because I’m just here unendingly like BEHOLD, THE COLLAGE OF ME.
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You, an intellectual: 9+7=16
Me, with ADHD: if you take 1 from 9 and give it to 7 thats 8+8 and 8x2 is 16
Someone, usually a Teacher: NOT LIKE THAT YOU HEATHEN
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"I hope this email finds you well!"
How the email finds me:
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“your password is weak”
You’re the weak one And you’ll never know love, or friendship And I feel sorry for you
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tumblr is basically a gay bar in a mental institute
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WHEN CHARACTERS WAKE UP IN A HOSPITAL BED AND THEN PROCEED TO RIP OUT THEIR IVS
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not gonna lie i’m pretty uncomfortable like all the time
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security question: what was the last name of your first grade teacher?
my first grade teacher hacking my bank account: i’m in
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me,swimming:wow this is amazing i love the ocean
me, when seaweed touches my foot: I imagine death so much it feels more like memory
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