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did u guys hear abt that intern fired from that law firm bc she bit like 10 people. im kinda obsessed with her god i wish there was footage

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Wait so is the mandate of heaven and the divine right of kings the same kind of concept, or have I massively misunderstood one or the other?

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I love it when people use "shrimp" to mean "beyond the human range". like "shrimp colors" but applied to other things. "shrimp emotions" "shrimp sounds" "shrimp morality", as if shrimp are living some kind of transcendent existence that humans can never comprehend

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it's genuinely bullshit that you should be required to own a mobile phone for participation in literally any aspect of life

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snoopy of the day

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“i asked chatgpt—”

ok well i asked the cryptic fucking dragon that was imprisoned underground 20 years ago and he told me that no one can choose or escape their destiny so. he may have also told me i have a soulmate in the guy whose guts i hate but i dont really have time to think about that right now

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J.K. Rowling is also a woman, I’m not trying to be that guy but I’m just saying you shouldn’t imply that you love every women.

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It’s funny how sacabambaspis is like the funniest looking animal in every hypothetical except for that one picture that makes me feel like I’m about to be killed

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A burger and fries should be five dollars <checks wallet> a burger and fries should be two dollars

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"everyone experiences [symptom]" how many times does it have to be explained that it's often about the frequency of the symptom, not the symptom itself

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Sniff sniff

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Fermenting in a butch honoring way

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the queer community NEEDS to care about those of us that are living in deeply conservative areas

they did not get to choose where they grew up and they are living under the harshest oppression

we cant punish them for where they live, we need to be working to help them as well

and that includes building online communities and resources that they can access and where they can feel safe

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you gotta watch out when theres an animal cause you literally might get sniffed

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I bet it feels good as fuck to kick someone in the head as hard as you can if you’re a horse