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HAPPY DAY ONE OF VALENTINES DAY💗💞💝💖💗💞💖💕💘💓💕💗💗💗💘💖💗💞💝💖💗💞💗💘💕💞💖💗💗💞💗💘💕💓💖💗💝💝💘💕💖💘💗💞💓💗💘💝💘💖💘💘💕💕💕💓💖💗💞💗💘💗💝💖💓💖💞💝

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Don’t do drugs, ladies and gents. 😂😭😂😭😂😭

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someone on tumblr: LISTEN UP MOTHERFUCKERS

me:

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“what makes you happy?”

Me: the little rainbow flag Captain Holt keeps on his desk

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There should be a game where it starts with old school graphics and as you level up it gets better and better.

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Ah…….annuzzer day in bikini bottem………

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22 Jump Street (2014), dir. Phil Lord, Christopher Miller

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ok ok listen i know a lot of people have been bringing up the fact that they dont like brooklyn nine nine because they feel like it’s a “pro-cop show” and it’s “idolizing a gross system” but like?? please try to understand that that is not the point of this show at all?? they have explicitly stated the problem with the police system in one of the episodes, where amy lists real concerns and holt puts up a poster that says “tell us how we can be better.” this is one of the very few shows who i see actually addressing real problems like gun control issues, homophobia, racism, and transphobia (it was just a mention, but still way more than any other show), while still being lighthearted and hilarious. just because this show is set in a cop setting does not mean they are praising anything?? please don’t diss an genuinely funny, good show so quickly because of that. it’s not perfect but it’s trying so much more than anything else on tv right now.

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in a relationship with healthy communication, arguments should end with understanding on both ends

you have to keep the goal in mind

do you want to win? or do you want to understand that person and resolve the issue? (ask yourself once, then ask again)

the ego loves to win an argument, but relationships are not about feeding your ego

healthy relationships dilute the ego

if you find yourself arguing to win in your relationship, consider what you value more: the love you share with that person, or protecting your ego

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reasons to love and cherish brooklyn nine nine

1. it’s lgbtq+ safe

2. its a calm fandom

3. it isn’t cliché, or by the numbers

4. every character is extremely likeable from the beginning

5. there’s no controversy concerning the show

6. the characters seem as though they’re one dimensional stereotypes but watch maybe two episodes and you’ll see they’re all perfectly written

7. the two lgbtq+ characters aren’t written as so, because their sexuality doesn’t shape them in the show, but they still bring it up when necessary

8. jake peralta and amy santiago being the most perfect, lovely, and all around most beautiful couple

9. in season one, charles has a crush on rosa which develops into an amazing friendship where rosa end up COMING OUT TO CHARLES?

10. terry has three daughters and a wife and not once has he complained about how “he’s always wanted a boy” or “someone to play ball with”

11. the fact that terry’s such a badass softie

12. while the show itself isn’t controversial, it perfectly covers some pretty controversial topics (racism, homophobia etc.)

13. gina linetti goes from a character who cares about no one but herself, could never imagine settling down or even having kids, TO ACTUALLY HAVING A KID AND SETTLING DOWN (but without changing her as a person)

14. captain holt being a father figure for jake and a mentor for amy

15. amy santiago goes from being a girl who just sucks up to her boss so he can hopefully mentor (but in a good way) to a woman who knows how to stand up to him and be her own person

16. jake peralta goes from an immature detective who’s in over his head and too cocky, to a man who’s willing to always do what’s right, and always willing to help his friends and colleagues at the nine nine

17. charles boyle gets a kid but it doesn’t affect him as a detective or as a person

18. captain holt & kevin’s relationship

19. it’s so much deeper than you realize, you’d think it’s just a funny cop show, but the thing is, it’s a funny cop show with some of the best devoloped romances, friendships and characters in general

20. there’s two latina characters and actors on the show who’ve been there since the beginning, two black actors/characters who’ve been there since day one

21. even though scully and hitchcock may seem useless sometimes, even they help the nine nine sometimes, in little ways, but they’re there

22. the nine nine is a family. there’s no way you’d ever be able to take them down because they all have each other always and forever.

^^ i could go on tbh

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SO APPARENTLY RAP STANDS FOR “RHYTHM AND POETRY”

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when people ask how long you’ve been online