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Pros and Cons of making things
Pro: Thing
Con: Make
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One of those 'in the arms of the angels' style dog rescue commercials but it's for sad pathetic fictional men
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Cyrus as that one workplace guessing age comic but its the opposite
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“He seemed to have expert knowledge of exactly the sort of noise they make, and so I didn’t push the subject any further…” - Peter Jackson
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Heat index was 110 degrees so we offered him a cold drink. He went for a full body soak instead
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There's this local family owned restaurant near me that makes the best fucking chicken tenders I've had in my life and I desperately need to know the recipe in case I move away but its a secret family recipe and I'm this 👌🏽 close to asking if they have a single adult son so I can marry in to the family just for these fucking chicken tenders. Anyway there's a possible fake marriage fanfic plot for you
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dress codes that arent ppe are stupid as fuck. as an adult human being with a (relatively) functioning brain i have never walked into a place and given a fuck what an employee was wearing. “professional” okay bitch i can make up adjectives too. “grundlous” see easy
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Boss's wife upon hearing I'm a medieval scholar: Isn't it crazy all the things medieval people thought would stop the plague?
Me: *Fighting all my devils & angels not to bring up that she drank horse antiparasitic last year.*
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You know how the Japanese government laid off a massive amount of it's propaganda artists after the war? So there was this massive population of skilled artists looking for work? And it lead to the creation of the media form now known as hentai? Yeah? Okay so you know how basically every major American animation studio conglomerate is currently firing their animators as fast as humanly possible?
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And with YOUR help, we can make him feel even worse!

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