burymewithmygamecube

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pussy is a gateway hole. soon you’ll be fucking car mufflers and sewer pipes

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ewww

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Animal Crossing: Wild World (おいでよどうぶつの森) ✰ 2005

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why yes I would actually love to play a convoluted board game at this chill drinking party that wasn’t advertised as a game night. Hey would it be ok if you whip it out after we’re all in four drinks? Yeah, just so none of our attention spans are at 100% and none of us would be cleared to drive a car or obey traffic laws. and would you mind explaining the rules in a very surly manner and appear subtly irate whenever someone’s attention strays from the game? yeah yeah and would it be ok if we played it on an abrasive carpeted floor too? thanks

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why yes I would actually love to play a convoluted board game at this chill drinking party that wasn’t advertised as a game night. Hey would it be ok if you whip it out after we’re all in four drinks? Yeah, just so none of our attention spans are at 100% and none of us would be cleared to drive a car or obey traffic laws. and would you mind explaining the rules in a very surly manner and appear subtly irate whenever someone’s attention strays from the game? yeah yeah and would it be ok if we played it on an abrasive carpeted floor too? thanks

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Found a spring!

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i imagine this is how tumblr users interact

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look at this wonderful gif of scallops getting scared and scattering like a flock pigeons

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i know we've long since passed the event horizon of recipe blogs becoming 99% Stuff That Isn't The Recipe but i still occasionally stumble upon an example of this phenomenon in the wild so blatant it makes me snort air out of my nose