bus-noises
bus-noises
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A stupid lil crocodilian that got online. Reblogs a lot of Fandom stuff. I could not care what pronouns you give me
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bus-noises · 4 minutes ago
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one time in college when i was like 19 this guy in one of my classes asked me out and he was SO nice so i cannot stress enough i did Not want to hurt his feelings. i turned him down very gently and told him i just wasn't interested, which was the truth. anyway a week later one of those evil christian demonstrators was on campus shouting at people and generally we ignored them because what they want is an audience and an argument. but on this day i was walking by on my way to ballet so i was in leggings and a sweater over my leotard and he yelled "nice cameltoe, dyke!" and i honestly was less angry at him than i was at my university for allowing him to be there. they said it was public property so he had the right to "assemble" but i didn't understand why sexually harassing students and calling them slurs was included in that "right."
anyway i was 19 and so mad and i spun on him idk probably i was going to hit him and people saw that because they got between us and gave me the classic "he's not worth it" speech and i was like okay you're right.
so he shouted something about me liking pussy and i laughed and said "actually, i do! you got one thing right!" and then i turned to walk away
and one of the guys who intervened (thankfully so i didn't get expelled for beating someone up on campus) was the guy who'd asked me out and after i calmed down and he was sure i was okay he was joking around to lighten the mood and he said "'pussy' huh? now i know why you weren't interested in me hahaha."
and my autistic ass said, without thinking, simply trying to clarify my identity at the time and that genitals aren't gendered etc. "no i am bisexual, that wasn't it."
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bus-noises · 12 minutes ago
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The problem with playing smash or pass is that there's a lot of characters which I'm not sexually attracted to but I would fuck in a heartbeat out of sheer curiosity and ego, like I don't find Mickey Mouse attractive at all but if he approached me at a bar and went "Hey sexy, want me to show you my mouseketool?" I would say yes because then I get to tell my friends I fucked Mickey Mouse
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bus-noises · 13 minutes ago
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does anyone have that one rain world gif of the miros bird chomping super fast on the ground and its inching towards the scug i want that gif so bad but i forgot to save it
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bus-noises · 13 minutes ago
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Everyone shut up and look at this carving of a whale from the 1200-600 CE Chumash culture
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bus-noises · 15 minutes ago
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drawing people i see in the city (8/?)
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bus-noises · 22 minutes ago
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I am not immune to the silly scientists from pacific rim I like them. Once again thinking about newt pacificrim. Biologist with like full sleeve tattoos of the animals he specializes in is such a Type Of Guy he's like masc miss frizzle
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bus-noises · 23 minutes ago
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just learned about dopamine decor and i feel crazy
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tiktok people are just now discovering you can put things in your living space that you like. , Guys
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bus-noises · 32 minutes ago
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bus-noises · 33 minutes ago
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bus-noises · 33 minutes ago
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bus-noises · 33 minutes ago
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Home sweet home
A drawing of my tribe's base from back during the ASE official days..
This was meant to be my submission for the 10th anniversary contest but I missed the deadline :P
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bus-noises · 33 minutes ago
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bus-noises · 42 minutes ago
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you know who’s gay? paul the real estate novelist who never had time for a wife and davey who’s still in the navy and probably will be for life
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bus-noises · 43 minutes ago
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hi welcome to LA! come with me i wanna show you all the oil drilling sites that are disguised as office/government buildings ^_^
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bus-noises · 45 minutes ago
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my mans running animation only got two frames
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bus-noises · 2 hours ago
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"hello scampers around the counter trying to knock things over. however i am a bee"
I believe in you Bee!
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