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$20 used to mean something

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source

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fundamentally i don’t understand when women are like i want a boyfriend who takes care of me and buys me everything and makes all the choices so i don’t have to and when he drives he has one hand on the wheel the other on my thigh or whatever i can’t even come up with shit because it’s so not me but they’re kind of describing a paternal man ykwim like perhaps it’s my fatherlessness so i have no idea what that’s all about but like i have always loved having a boyfriend who’s kind of a purse dog that’ll follow me anywhere i go and defers to me like i love a passenger princess man let me put my hand on your thigh while i drive and ask me for a couple of dollars from my purse for a treat. i like a man that is a reverential as fuck and you just kind of know a beautiful woman is the beginning and the end of his whole world

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hole performing in the early 90’s

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my easy-to-understand chart

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my most woke opinion is that Plan B should’ve been called Plan A

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I need a printer like right now bro.

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coincidence? I think not.