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its because you're always using that damn Scrub Daddy
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Does anyone have that one screenshot of some tweets that said "they put fentanyl in the negroni bro" please ... I've been looking for it for days now
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donny big lebowski bumblebee fancam friday
#it’s friday. seeing bf tomorrow for lunch date :] but my diggy sprained her leg i think#she’s limping but she is putting weight on it. hope she is better tomorrow#i love my diggy it’s her gotcha day!!!
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i’m sick and tired of people pretending that burger isn’t delicious just to clown on americans. america deserves the ridicule, but why’s burger catching strays? burger did nothing wrong
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are you a fascinating creature?
Yea LOL They Put Me In Test Tupes And Shit
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Zionists are now convinced the Elmo from Sesame Street account sincerely called for genocide and is just lying about being hacked
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i knew it was love! - Submitted by u-kel-ele
#FFF7CC #FFDD8F #FFB58C #FF7E7E #E63143 #CC164A
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NEVER LET YOURSELF BE STOPPED BY WHAT IT WOULD HAVE BEEN LIKE IF YOU STARTED EARLIER!!!!! THE ONLY TIME WE HAVE IS NOW
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i just rescued a pill bug they’re gonna reward me with a million pill bucks i’m gonna be a fucking pillionaire
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redoing that poll bc you guys are not serious people and i need to know the actual stats here
also disclaimer the options in this poll are dumb as hell and kind of hysterical but we can't be doing this i need to know #thetruth
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if you’re a business and you call me and i miss it and you leave a message and your message says “hi please call us back” and you give NO indication as to why i should call you back … i think i should be allowed to go kaczynski on your head quarters
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i need you guys to know there’s a compulsion to reblog every weird blazed post i see. so if something very strange appears on my blog pay it no mind
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the really crazy thing about cooking is that once you practice it enough (for all the gamers reading this: "grind enough exp") your threshold for wuat counts as a low effort / depression / I Dont Really Want To Cook meal rises steadily and you can feel yourself becoming the kind of person whose "chill dinner" takes 1h45 and involves three pans
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