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daily affirmations:

i am kind

i am in control of my emotions

it does not bother me when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone

everyone in the house has the right to be in the kitchen

i am kind and in control of my emotions even when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone

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A good rule of thumb for AI is "would you trust a trained pigeon to do this?"

"We trained a pigeon to recognise cancerous cell clusters and somehow they're really good at it" okay great, that's something that could plausibly be a thing.

"We trained a pigeon to recognise good CV:s and left it in charge of sorting through all our job applications" uh perhaps consider not doing that.

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they make me so unwell‼️

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https://dieworkwear.com/2022/08/26/how-to-develop-good-taste-pt-1/

From the comments "In my experience clothing on anyone looks best when it is done with confidence. We are all different shapes and sizes. I was really struck by your post on dressing well that included John Goodman in a faded t-shirt and jeans. He rocks it!"

Excellent advice, whatever gender or style one is looking for. Thank you

I'm a trans guy and Derek, I can tell you my wardrobe has improved a huge amount simply by reading your threads. The "dress for your body type" stuff never worked well for me; your threads about putting together an intentional look and for getting a good fit - that's 99% of the game.

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Not my white ass locked in the duke’s dungeon again because I fucked his favorite jester 😩

I didn’t know he was so territorial over the silly little guy 🙄

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I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight

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if you ever find yourself thinking “wow I scraped the bottom of the barrel with my energy with that and came out okay!” that’s the devil talking. you did not come out okay. you borrowed energy from the future. you will repay it if you don’t rest and replenish the borrowed energy first.

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Seasonal reminder, that while it may be tempting to unzip your flesh and let your skeleton have a little romp around, it's very important to keep your bony would-be marauder safely secured within your skin sack.

Inside/outside Skeletons are very dangerous for their environments and may attempt to convert your neighbors' houses into dungeons.

Additionally they're at massively increased risk of predation from wandering Adventurers.

Please celebrate responsibly this holiday season, by keeping your skeleton inside at all times.

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i will say one of the best bits in she-ra was scorpia having all this plot-relevant information solely because she went to force captain orientation and catra didn't

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PolSci majors, what does it mean when judges want their own security service because the official security services are more loyal to a felon rapist than they are to the rule of law?

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Seeing Numbers Above Heads by Chiktatoon.

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turns out i've been sleeping with mold for an indeterminate amount of time?????

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happy PRIDE i’m here i’m queer and i believe the land should be given back to the proper indigenous stewards.

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obsessed with this photo my friend took out of her window of just a random ass wild rat in her lemon tree. who is he