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What do you think of JonTron?

He is a casual scrublord

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Hmm, the Cuban Missile Crisis. How interesting!

this is why you proofread the paper you wrote at 5 am

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You know they actually have this car in ARMA3 right @tanks-a-lot?:

Holy crap, that’s the coolest fucking car I’ve ever seen!

Also, gotta love that little murderbot in the footage:

Video submitted by spockvarietyhour 

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just in case we all forgot how insane the Cards Against Humanity people were

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GIRLS CAN BE TANKERS! I REPEAT! GIRLS CAN BE JUST AS BADASS OF A TANK CREW AS ANY MAN!

DO NOT GET DISCOURAGED FEMALE FRIENDS OF MINE!

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Tankboy Yule

MercenaryGraphics So cozy inside 34 :D 

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@tanks-a-lot agreed, RAH-66 bad pullup game

NEW DISCOURSE

Tanks suck balls. Attack helicopters are where it’s at

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You and Nicky V sure seem to like Oreos today.. Is there something you both aren't telling us? Or you are just hungry? lol

I have no idea what you mean. o3o

@nickyvmlp

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@nickyvmlp and @smokeymcdaniel

NICKY I WILL SKULLFUCK YOUR CORPSE, SHIT INSIDE EVERY DEAD ORIFICE, GRIND YOUR ASS INTO BITCHMEAT, POUND YOUR BONES INTO A COMPLETE ABSOLUTE CONCENTRATED PILE OF FUCK YOU, REFUCK YOUR SKULL, SMASH IT INTO THE SAUSAGE MACHINE, HIT YOUR NEWBORN FOAL WITH THE SAUSAGE MACHINE, THROW YOUR REMNANTS INTO THE TREADS OF AN ABRAMS TANK, FIRE YOU OUT OF THE GUN BARREL ALONG WITH TO MURDER YOUR MARE AND FOAL, GRIND THEM INTO BITCHMEAT SAUSAGE, WRAP THEIR INNARDS TO DECORATE MY NECK, ALL THE WHILE SINGING TIPTOE THROUGH THE TULIPS AS I TAKE PLEASURE IN UTTERLY EVISCERATING YOUR EXISTENCE.

AND DON’T THINK I FORGOT ABOUT YOU SMOKEYMCFUCKBOY! I WILL SHOVE A FOUR FOOT LONG CHAINSWORD DOWN YOUR XENOS THROAT, FORCIBLY RIP OUT YOUR LUNGS THROUGH YOUR EYE SOCKETS, MAKE YOUR CHOKE ON YOUR OWN LUNGS BY STUFFING THEM BACK INTO YOUR MOUTH, CUT THE SIDES OF YOUR MOUTH, GRABBING YOUR JAW, AND RIPPING THE SKIN OFF YOUR NECK, CHEST, AND ABDOMEN IN ONE VISCERAL PULL OF YOUR JAW, RAMMING IT UP YOUR ANUS, CHOPPING YOUR LIMBS OFF, AND BEATING YOUR LIFELESS WORTHLESS CORPSE WITH THEM TO THE TUNE OF THROUGH THE FIRE AND THE FLAMES.

How did I do lol?

You and Nicky V sure seem to like Oreos today.. Is there something you both aren't telling us? Or you are just hungry? lol

I have no idea what you mean. o3o

@nickyvmlp

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@smokeymcdaniel PFFT that’s you...

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And don’t ever think a game is bad because of its glitches:

Video games don’t have to have good graphics to be good:

Video games don’t have to be about combat to be good:

Video games don’t have to be linear to envelop players in their worlds:

Video game bosses don’t have to be difficult to be fun:

Video games don’t have to lack color simply because they are “post-apocalyptic”:

Video games can have lighthearted art design and still carry deeply dark themes:

Rethink video games.

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“Don’t make an ass out of yourself soldier.”

“When I said carry an assload, I didn’t mean it literally private!”

“I’ve heard of watching your ass on the battlefield but this is ridiculous.”

“I promised my daughter a pony if I got back from war sarge!”

“Onward noble steed! To War!”

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“During World War I, on and around Christmas Day 1914, the sounds of rifles firing and shells exploding faded in a number of places along the Western Front in favor of holiday celebrations in the trenches and gestures of goodwill between enemies.” (x)(x)