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bro you better shut the fuck up before i look at you one day and feel warm and realize i’ve fallen in love with you bro. im serious quit it dude
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sometimes it’s annoying when your character can’t jump in a video game but how often do you jump in real life?
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you dont want to be in love with me anymore because you know the more i’m around the more you can’t be with anyone else
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drink a listerine shot mid bong rip call it avatar 2
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I Will Go Home. I Will Take A Nap. I Will Eat Some Rice. I Will Play Mine Craft Late Into The Night.
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We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.
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this picture of me and my friends crowding around my barbie laptop back in 2006 looks like a stock photo and should honestly be a meme

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This article remains my favorite founding fathers spoof article
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