but-a-peach

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i want mommy i want milk 🧍🏼‍♂️

You wanna be held?

You wanna be comforted?

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heyyyyy princess how’re you doing baby, come on talk to me lovely

i want mommy i want milk

Today is good, much better start than the last few.

Currently have a very flat cat screaming outside of my door. Little stinky man craves violence.

update: he appears to have desired nothing more than to be held.

In addition, I have realised that I should probably start packing to camp with my two squirrel siblings

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Peeeeacchyyy im bored. Please do something

*clears throat*

*unravels a comically long medieval scroll*

*inhales*

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Hey baby howre u doing luv? Miss me princess?

The day has improved. It's always a delight to hear from you

Is there anything you need from me?

I'll be happy to help ( ◜‿◝ )♡

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sorry it’s late baby haven’t been online all day i had an eggplant issue earlier

still, love talking to you gorgeous <3

A fucking...

...w h a t?

[but-a-peach]

idle chit chat? more like let me fuck you >< come on peachy girl :(

Damn, at least buy me dinner first

*tucks hair behind ear*

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i. want. milk. >:(

Ok wait let me run to the store really quick.

I'll only be like 30 minutes

I swear

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🥺🤲🏻 come on princess peachhhhhh

I'm sorryyyy. My brain has been too spicy the past couple days and I lacked any motivation to respond to anything anywhere.

Also, I've been trying to fix my sleep schedule, so I probably won't look at anything past like 1:30 at the latest.

We love having a job in retail and being horrible at online communication.

Also still stumbling and falling on my face, desperately trying to make sense of this godforsaken site. My stupidity knows no bounds

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fun fact: evie is actually the “hello little girl” bag in human form

i’m your favourite anon now right? right?👀

That bag still sits in the corner of my room... watching... waiting for the perfect time to strike.

... I will never be safe.

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hey uhm i’m sorry about all of everything last night i promise you i’m not usually like that.

uh please don’t be upset with mae she was doing her best i was just being a dick about stuff and they don’t usually have to mediate stuff

i’ll stop acting stupid and just be glad mae mae wasn’t lying about having friends, sorry you had to deal with all that mess last night

like matty said before you didn’t do anything wrong and i was being unreasonable just cus it was entertaining

thank you for not getting super upset at me last night or anything and m sorry if i freaked you out or made you uncomfortable

uhm yes also i havnt actually told you who i am and idk if mae mae has so, hi, i’m evie, i’m 18, he/they(/she?), i’m from california and i’ve known mae since k pop fanfiction blog days :) 🤲🏻

also just so you know all i’ve got for you is 17, canadian, she/her, and okay dealing with peoples bullshit, if i’ve got anything confused or you want me to forget anything let me know love

anyway after mae mae walked up you should tell her to open her messages after she finishes her coffees :) ☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️☕️

I assumed as much. Besides, it was kind of funny to watch the dumpster fire. I just get confused way too easily lol. No hard feelings

As for me, I'm just a random small forest goblin, pretty spot on with the details, and I'll just go by Peach on here.

It's been funky meeting you :)

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Hello luvly Im so sorry that Evie is keeping both you and mar up.

He gets needy when it comes to attention, unfortunately.

You are by no means equipped to play this game and there’s no reason you should be playing it.

Especially when Evie decides to run it alone. Which he isnt allowed to do. He should more likely be playing it than you now shouldn’t you Evie?

This game isn’t so much a game as, well, it isn’t important at the moment so just understand you were doing nothing wrong.

Evie next time I speak to u u will be able to tell my why this wasn’t fair and promptly apologize to both of the ladies.

Thank u luvlies, ignore Evie for tonight and rest it isn’t your issue.

Evie talk to me when you wake up. Shut down your shit now. Now.

Thank you mysterious person from the great beyond!

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well little girl, let’s start in a new space so i can be clear, mae isn’t a part of this right now, i’m not here for your anon tag, i am here now to talk to you.

clearly you know how to listen and how to be a good girl for me, so i’m going to ask you some questions and all you have to do is respond and address me as sir

do i make myself clear?

oh and if you do drag mae mae into this i don’t think she’s going to be running to help you this time pretty

...Yessir?

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heyyyy princess

gonna keep ignoring me? what happened to you being good for daddy? come on now my pretty little girl

you’re going to answer me this time like a good girl yeah?

gonna be such a good girl for daddy and answer him like he asked, right baby?

princess your pretty head has enough thoughts to understand me right? gonna use your pretty head to listen to daddy and make him happy?

maeee maeeee this is your fault so thank you, you could always blame matty again and see how that turns outtttt :)

Why do I feel like I'm being used as a pawn in someone else's war?