butchbulbasaur

[butchbulbasaur]

yesss im always saying this like sure i can give you logical advice but at the end of the day you can just do what you want to do until youre sick of it. cant move on cant switch gears til youre sick of it so go ahead and indulge

[butchbulbasaur]

[butchbulbasaur]

would you still like me even if i experienced emotions

[butchbulbasaur]

some early morning knightposting with Arche Mille de Ashelotte

[butchbulbasaur]

Wish I was a late bronze age girl

I would have my homeland invaded by the sea peoples. I would be lain siege to by the sea peoples. My cities would be sacked by the sea peoples. I would make bronze tools and pottery. My shores would be invaded by the mysterious sea peoples. I would be mustering my armies to fend off the sea peoples.

[butchbulbasaur]

misc + kiss your tv with a battering ram

[butchbulbasaur]

Shotgun Leg

[butchbulbasaur]

okay, yes, Haymitch did choose Katniss in that first arena, whether it was because he thought she had a better chance, or because Peeta oozed martyrdom, or because of personal loyalties to Burdock, or all of the above — but as soon as it becomes possible to save both of them, let’s not forget that Haymitch is doing his damndest to save Peeta too; he is getting the money for drugs and food and expensive medicine; he was prioritizing Katniss initially, but the line “he loves Peeta too” isn’t in there for no reason; Haymitch didn’t have to save them both; he could have communicated “cut your losses; he’s too wounded and too much of a liability” to Katniss, (who, again did not need Peeta or the romance to survive at that point in the Games) but no! he wanted to save them both, and he did

[butchbulbasaur]

Could yall stop shooting each other outside my window im trying to masturbate

[butchbulbasaur]

they should invent an apartment that has huge windows but is never too hot and is near everything i like and all my friends but is also quiet when i want it to be and costs zero dollars or perhaps they pay me to live in. and they save it just for me so i dont have to look for it :)

[butchbulbasaur]

Why watch cartoons when the logo is better? (My heroes are watching their cocomelon

[butchbulbasaur]

when your cool puzzle was immediately solved

[butchbulbasaur]

i love pappy very much

[butchbulbasaur]

Get to the airship!!

[butchbulbasaur]

[I am falling

I am fading

I am drowning

Help me to breathe

I am hurting

I have lost it all

I am losing

Help me to breathe]

[butchbulbasaur]

have fun with your "slutweed" or whatever, Im fine with my smartweed. [puffs on a corncob pipe while stroking chin thoughtfully] [clearly has a raging erection]

[butchbulbasaur]

You would think androids wouldn't be able to get so drunk and "rowdy" that they'd end up in each other's clothes by the end of the night, but....

(based on this post about a tweet about duos)