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Sinners (2025) dir. Ryan Coogler

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it sucks that even todo lists get affected by the adhd 'absorption of stationary objects into their environment thus leading to effective invisibility' thing

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i remember talking to a buncha friends while we were all crossfaded and the topic of “if u woke up with the other set of junk what would be your first response” came up and all of the cis girls there unanimously agreed they’d all crank it expeditiously until they died of dehydration

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give an audience a canon gay ship and they will be entertained for one season. queerbait them and you entertain them for a lifetime.

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I hope Elon musk bans trump from Twitter next

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my therapist suggested i imagine my intrusive thoughts in the voice of donald trump bc i do not possess an ounce of respect for him or trust in his competence. going thru it today so i made this. hope this helps

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this is the funniest fuckig thumbnail ive ever seen and it won’t let me find the post in the tag please god. please. i need intrusive thought donald trump on my blog i’m begging

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look, guys, this may seem ironic coming from a person with Verbose Disease, but I'm about to tell you the secret to winning social media: shutting the fuck up. you have a controversial discourse opinion? shut the fuck up and no one will know. can't participate in a boycott for various reasons? shut the fuck up and no one will know. you think or do something Problematic that has no bearing on anyone but yourself? shut the fuck up and no one will know. you haven't been keeping up on a pressing social issue? shut the fuck up and no one will know. your mind is a wonderful place where you can have all the bad takes in the world and they're all perfectly insulated from everyone and everything unless you try to excise them on a grand scale. you can take the mental L all by yourself without using a public platform as a confession booth and face zero repercussions and it'll be just fine. open up a damn diary and explain yourself there.

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i like that 13 reasons why's cultural impact is how poorly it handled suicide and sexual assault as well as inventing a new way for people to say they're going to kill themselves

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in order to lead a happy life im gonna have to disappoint my parents a bit

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I’m tired of pretending the glee cast music didn’t slap everyone on the show was a professional singer of course it was gonna rule. It’s only cringe because it’s glee

That’s so real there are so many songs where the only version I’ve heard of it is the glee version

there's also so many mashups i still think are brilliant

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previous Pope Leo highlights:

Leo I: convinced Attila the Hun to turn back from sacking Rome in 452

Leo III: created Charlemagne the first Holy Roman Emperor in 800

Leo IX: schismed from the Eastern Orthodox Church (or vice versa, I guess) in 1054

Leo X: sold indulgences to build St. Peter's, excommunicated Martin Luther in 1521

Leo XIII: oldest Pope ever and possibly the oldest person ever to be filmed. late 19th century

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Happy freedom weekend to all who celebrate!

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I’m single-handedly preventing mango loco monster from being discontinued I think

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marauders fans are so much worse than garden variety hp fans bc they've deluded themselves into having a superiority complex. "ackshually we don't support jkr and our fandom has queer & poc representation" girl...your fandom is the worst mass delusion since the dancing plague of 1518, your "representation" is a series of headcanons for characters who are little more than names in a series whose worldbuilding you continue to use in your art and whose existence has material consequences for trans people in the uk. you cannot headcanon your way out of supporting one of if not the most famous transphobe in the world. there are fantasy books by real life queer people and people of colour that will never get a fraction of of support that jkr does. read those instead and take a personality quiz oh my GOD

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My 4 homophobic uncles when I show up to Easter dinner on shrooms