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yeah lol imagine clark throwing bruce’s back out during sex but the bat kids don’t know about their dad fucking clark yet so they’re all horrified until they realize

“Why is Bruce limping—oh hi Clark! What are you doing here?” is one of my favorite superbat tropes ever. Let his kids be stupid and oblivious until they cannot anymore.

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Kryptonians who purr but also do the gentle head butts for attention or to show affection?

Suuuuper gently of course because they're super strong, who gently rub forehead to forehead to smear comfort scents and warmth.

Kryptonians who are the best weighted, warm blankets and no matter what size, are dense, and envelope and comfort as little boneless being just happy to comfort their significant others.

Kryptonians who despite doing it to comfort others suddenly inhale quietly then sigh in relief because they're doing what they've been wanting to do, protect their person, and finally their senses can focus on a singular thing, what they love.

kryptonians being big protective kitys....❤️❤️

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Rip Tim Drake (from this text post)

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We've all seen the least bittern,but what would you say is the most bittern?

maybe the Eurasian bittern/great bittern….he’s the greatest, evidently

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Bruce: -creating profile of Clark for his database- favorite color?

Clark: -unfiltered adored stare at Bruce's steel blue eyes- Steel blue

Bruce: -nods and types that- interesting choice...

Batkids: -facepalm in the background-

they’re idiots your honor

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if jason and dick ever got into a rap battle, jason would spread rumours that dick’s ass is fake

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Being tortured to the point of passing out cold, then in a haze as they regain consciousness, see they are cradled in the lap of their tormentor. Skin clammy and crawling as a bloody hand cards through greasy, limp hair. The unwanted tender touch would be etched in their memory for the rest of their life. In months of agony, it was the one solitary moment of softness. Some part of them wants more, some part loathes themselves for it.

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girl who wont shut up about how she "loves a man in uniform" but as she keeps talking it becomes clear she's talking about butches in customer service jobs

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Secret Robin

Why did that random teenager have beef with Arthur Brown? Bruce will never know

Prev / Commission info / ko-fi

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it’s sooo crazy be because like…slow down you are doing fine….and vienna rly does wait for you btw

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Do it for her ❤️‍🔥

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His shitty attitude and grabbable waist have bewitched me

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ピットストップ　　ヽ(^。^)ノ ｽｹﾞｰ! Pit stop 1990 vs 2023

（Raddit: r/nextfuckinglevel　u/maximayy）

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