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butcheryerface · 21 minutes ago

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clutching onto the bottle and squeezing it to my face like I'm going mouth to mouth

hate when I'm trying to just take a normal drink but it turns out I'm thirstier than I thought so I end up gulping it down like a goddamn cartoon characer. the indignity of water lust.

#chill bro its not going nowhere

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butcheryerface · 25 minutes ago

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“the heart wants what it wants”? okay well the heart is fucking stupid can we let someone else have a turn? maybe the spleen wants to have a go?

#the heart wants a straight man #the liver wants alcohol #and the lungs want cigarettes #what's even going on anymore

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butcheryerface · 26 minutes ago

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upsides of listening to music:

music yay yay yay!!!!!! yaaaaay!!!! yipee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

downsides of listening to music

if you listen to the right song for the first time while in a certain headspace you will be changed forever as your soul shutters and warps and contorts into new forms never before seen

get an idea for an animatic you will never finish

#motion picture soundtrack you do horrible things to me #is it one of my favorite songs of all time? yes absolutely #does it also make me go into a dissociative state half the time? yes

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butcheryerface · 28 minutes ago

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does newf know that he was abused or does he view what happened to him as normal

i think there's like a tiny tiny little part of him that knows but he loves and idolizes this idea of his dad so much that he kind of justifies and excuses it however he can

#this makes me so sick #franky you make me so sick #this is exactly what i did and it makes me SO SICK AUUGBDGH #LET ME HUG THAT LITTLE BOY. LET ME TAKE CARE OF HIM #PLEASE I'LL FIX HIM #MAYBE

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butcheryerface · 30 minutes ago

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ahhhh which mutual do I tag for hoplophilia.

owww your problematic fetish just bit me dude now i'm gonna be into it

#there's just so many !

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butcheryerface · 31 minutes ago

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got called a hikikomori for preferring to be on my own and not interested in talking to people a lot. brother I have aspergers

#i beg people learn what a hikikomori actually is #no its not just “kawaiiii i like to be on my own!!!”#stop that #annoys me a LOT #butcher-yappings

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butcheryerface · 34 minutes ago

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don’t kys, you never know when a new type of wet pathetic character is about to be introduced to you via tumblr.com/dashboard thanks to your mutuals

#me with postal and donnie darko and newfag and jthm and #the list really does go on #i used to be normal!!!!

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butcheryerface · 37 minutes ago

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NEWFAG 🩸

drew newf but as a furry . . . i hate this fag

#HOLEH MOLEHHHHH

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butcheryerface · 38 minutes ago

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thinking about the japanese racehorse who was such a failgirl she became a folk hero for losers

#this is how they speak about newfag

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butcheryerface · 14 hours ago

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the thing about being nonbinary is that you really do start to forget that other people have such strict walls around what is and isn’t allowed for genders. i thought we all agreed that we made that up. could you climb out of the cave real quick and feel the sunshine for a minute.

#I'm an androgyne but agree #“makeup is girly” its a glorified pen. there is glorified sharpie on my eyes #youl'll live #i promise you will #“why are you binding? bindings for men” i cant take this.

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butcheryerface · 16 hours ago

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