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HOUSE MD YURIFICATION BEAM

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They had a screaming match and made out before putting on Sex in the City

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they're going to talk shit about you at lunch

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Holy shit fem House is making me feel things . Pretty

thank you anon…. I love mean crotchety old women

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If Wilson had pigtails, House would pull them.

This is fanart for @oriley42 's wonderful fic Crush which is inadvertently based off a fanart i did a while ago of these lovely ladies. If you want to read about this ship written by the best in the house fic business, PLEASE for the love of god read it, i'll probably (definitely) do more scenes from this masterpeice in the future.

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wilson says i think i want a breast reduction and house throws a two week tantrum about it including invoking Leg. House has already had a reduction by the way. the guilt trip works, wilson does not go through with it. cameron is like i think you should do it its your body and wilson is like IS IT?

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these guys only exist as women in my head now,, idk what happened but i dont think ill ever draw non genderbent art of them,,,

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my take on fem!wilson!! (pushing the messy updo with strands escaping agenda onto her)

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the gay woman equivalent of the 2013 afc championship game

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Drawn to each other like Magnets 🦋

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Nice tormented middle aged guy you got there… what if he was a butch woman instea- *gets pelted with rocks*

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more lesbo horse vet hilson au... wilson and her favorite horse...

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"If you get divorced one more time, people will suspect you're a lesbian," House tells her over stale fries and crushed sandwiches during lunch. "If they don't care about the cheating, they'll look for something new to gossip about."

Wilson rolls her eyes at her. "Like you don't create half of the rumors yourself to see what makes me tick."

House loves it, when Wilson bitches back a little. It's so much fun.

"People might already think we're a couple." House waggles her eyebrows at Wilson. It's easier to play it as a joke than a terrible crush she got ages ago and that seems to grow whenever Wilson offers a correct diagnosis before the ducklings even consider it, when they prank each other and when Wilson looks at House with her big brown eyes full of so much affection it must hurt.

You'd think loves dies when the woman you love gets married two more times after meeting you. It doesn't. It secretly flourishes between bachelorette's parties and midlife crises.

"So me being gay equals you being gay?"

House's jaw crashes down. Is Wilson serious? She can't be. She had seen her hit on women.

But House knows Wilson and she looks so serious right now, a brow raised and challenge in her eyes - a challenge she already lost.

"No, of course I like men," House laughs at the possibility. Maybe in another universe. "I'm a whole ass butch."

"Your hairstyle is practical."

"I like to eat pussy." House gapes are her. "I talk about tits all the time. I point out of women to you."

"But..." Wilson shakes her head. "You also talk about asses."

This is ridiculous. It's like the world has turned upside down.

"I like to eat that, too." House shrugs. "Not as tasty though".

Wilson massages her temples. House can almost feel her crisis. "You are gay and you didn't tell me?"

"How can you have missed that?" House can't shake off the thought that this isn't only about herself.

"I don't know, I thought everybody liked women that way." Wilson puffs her cheeks in frustration and stares at her half eaten sandwich. "…I didn't think it was special."

Oh my God. This is the greatest moment in House's life. She watches the realization dawn on Wilson's pretty face.

"I like women the gay way," House tells her and it's stupid how hard beats right now, because seriously? How great is Wilson's denial if she didn't know - or want to know?

"I…look at women, too." Wilson chews her bottom lip, until it is red and puffy and even more kissable than before.

House is sure there is an orchestra playing in the background, over the shabby cafeteria speakers.

"I look at you," Wilson whispers. "Oh my God, House, I think-"

House grabs her hand. "I think we should finish talking in your office."

And start kissing, she thinks. They've lost so much time already.

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lesbian horse vet hilson au... if you even care.

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Yuri MD…