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my life is like a coin no matter how you flip it I'm always getting head or tail
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I'm folding in on myself. Into myself. I'm caving in. Oh i Am being rolled into a cute little cigarette by God,ok
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if i’m ever brutally murdered and everyone feels like they need to do something productive in my memory, all i want is for you to pass legislation banning LED headlights in my name. regardless of how irrelevant it is to my murder. it’s relevant to my heart.
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pretentious moment incoming but why is everyone's idea of fashion so fucking boring these days. why the fuck did my manager just ask me "what's with the scarf". "what's with the scarf" fuck man do I need a reason to wear a faggy little scarf now? you could just say "nice scarf man". what's with your attitude
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things i did today
- smoked a blue raspberry flavoured joint
- immediately thereafter picked all my nail polish off in the shower
- sent pirated kierkegaard to my ex boyfriend
- wrote a class paper called negation of the racially other body in white mediumship practices as a mode of fetishization
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adam and eve and.. me. i was there too but no one ever talks about it because the world is addicted to silencing gay voices
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Me: *stubs my toe* "AH FUCK!"
Mass of quivering flesh that's been growing in my cabinet and slowly feeding off my suffering until it develops sentience: *takes first breath*
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Hey. Your brain needs to de-frag. Literally it needs you to sit there and space out.
If you want your memory or executive function to improve, stare out a window at the skyline or sidewalk or trees or birds on the electrical wires for like 20+ minutes per day. (With no other stimulation like a podcast or TV if you can manage but hey baby steps innit). If you're fortunate enough to have safe outside with any bits of nature, go stare closely at a 1 meter square of grass and trip out on the bugs and shapes of grasses and stuff.
Literally this will make you smarter. Our brains HAVE TO HAVE this zone out time to do important stuff behind the scenes. This does not happen during sleep, it's something else.
That weird pressurized feeling you get sometimes might be your brain on no defrag.
Give your brain a Daily Dose Of De-Frag.
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Thinking of becoming a hermit in a cave again #hermit #suicidalhermitlifestyle
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prophetic warnings used to actually mean something. what am i supposed to do when my oracle just tells me to stop huffing glue. as if
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inventing sentence structures even hegel didn't know existed
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