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Do you wanna play mermaids? Yay. Okay so my tail is light blue and I have ice powers. And I live in the Arctic sea and watch British sailors die horrible deaths while trying to find the Northwest Passage.
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I frequently lose my mind over the australian lungfish because look…




that is cats. That is kitty cats. Look at their faces… “:3”
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I feel more like me when I’m around you
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Anna's Hummingbird (Calypte anna)
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I am open for commission!
Fee is $50. Payment is by PayPal. Contact me via mail. [email protected]
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i can’t stand “it’s not that deep” attitudes like even if it really really isn’t that deep just PLAY WITH ME. just fucking PLAY. have a meaningless but deep analytical conversation with me. just like think about shit for fun. does anyone else like to think about stuff for fun. it’s so lonely
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imagine if you teleported to a big multiversal hub of every version of you from every parallel universe and like 99.99% were just minor variations of some weird beetle alien and it turned out being a human made you one of the zany gimmick versions
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i hate dogs with blue eyes. why is fucking jeff the killer at my back door
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STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION 5.11 "Hero Worship"
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Level 10 burgers event imminent. There is no time to evacuate, shelter in place immediately.
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