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hey queens i miss y'all

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LESTAT LIONCOURT??? STUPID IDIOT MOTHERFUCKING LESTAT LIONCOURT GOD DAMN FOOL BLOOD DRINKING DUST EATING RAT OLD BASTARD SHITHEAD IDIOT AVATAR OF THE WHORE BIGGEST CLOWN IN THE CIRCUS LAUGHED OUT OF TOWN COWBOY MOTHERFUCKING LESTAT LIONCOURTSTOP PINNING ME WHEN I TALK ABOUT LESTAT LIONCOURT I HATE HIM SO MUCH WHY DID HE TURN ALL THOSE PEOPLE WHY DID HE DECIDE TO FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT JUST SET THEM LOOSE IS HE DEAD IS HE A BASTARD MAN HAS SUCH A VISCERAL AFFECT ON ME NOT EVEN ON THE SCREEN NEVER SEEN THIS MAN NAKED AND I KNOW HE HAS THE WORLDS SAMLLEST DICK GET AWAY FROM MEif i wanted to get into heaven and god said Lestat Lioncourt's waiting inside i would piss on gods feet for the sole purpose of getting sent back downif i have to deal with Lestat Lioncourt speaking one word in person on voice in an episode again not only will i close the tab i will delete my bookmark out of spite and have to rewatch the entire series again for the experience of being able to skip all the times when he is mentioned or alivei dont even know why i hate him so much but i am just mad because i am angyhe better have some fucked up backstory to explain this if hes just some rich shithead whos a fan of gay fanfiction and wanted the irl version ill go hamBETTER have had his sire make him kill a man cuz if he didnt Im going to make himpaypal.com/IFuckingHateLestatLioncourtScene is not even about him. vaguely showed what is supposed to maybe be his back and I lost itwhere the fuck is Lestat Lioncourt if hes still alive im going to so deeply wish he wasntcrusty old bitchill punch Lestat and his sad frail old vampire twig bones will simply flake apart under my epic huge meat fist and he will disintegrate until all thats left is one final book he kept on him at all times simply titled Now You Fucked Up in ancient yiddishim not breathing im hyperventilating at this pointi hope theres a date given for when Lestat died or will die so i can make it a reminder on my phoneeveryday once a year i will see it and do anything but pay respects to the man who did so many fucked up if true things

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so. things have changed a bit

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microdosing on catharsis by watching a fictional character or persona i relate to have an emotional breakdown until my chest starts to ache from the amount i've repressed

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"[Wait and see] began on Tumblr. And then, seeing I was writing episode 5 at the time and it was already a thing, it crept into the show." — Neil Gaiman, and his commitment to the bit.

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How does it go unnoticed by other humans that Aziraphale and Crowley have been on Earth for thousands of years? I know Aziraphale passes off the bookshop thing as being previously owned by his grandfather but wasn't anybody's grandma like "that guy has been there since I was a little kid and never aged"

I know. It's a miracle that that doesn't ever happen, isn't it?

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Bitches be like ‘I’m so tired and sleepy’ and then stay up doing hyperfixtation shit for the next 5 hours

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a longing.

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shined too bright

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I was wondering why there's so many people in both of these fandoms (myself included) then I made a list-

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mr gaiman, was crowley goth in the 80s? i believe he would love the cure, bauhaus and echo and the bunnyman. and also england was the start of this subculture. so was he goth back in the 80s?

Crowley was Goth before there was ever a goth.

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sometimes being butch4butch is hitting every mlm relationship you find with the yurification beam

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*rising up from loosely packed grave soil* who the fuck buried me. This is atrocious. Do a better job next time

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Hello Mr. Gaiman!

I wonder don't people think it's weird that Aziraphale wears the same outfit for decades? I mean, it's not like he's wearing a uniform that he could tell is from his bookstore or he's wearing some sort of black suit that the change might go unnoticed.

Thanks for everything!!

I've been wearing the same outfit since 1987, and I don't think anyone has noticed yet.

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oh i can’t remember who said it but someone mentioned that aziracrow are both stacked charisma builds with WILDLY different flavouring and i can’t stop thinking about it

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one of the many many many reasons i don’t want human aziracrow is that they would be so so bad at it and they would run out of time so fast

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being gay got me saying shit like 'sweet dreams :3'