Yas queen! Struggle with basic tasks!
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you can pry starting sentences with 'and' or 'but' out of my cold, dead hands
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my brother works on a boat so when he rants about his job I can’t take it seriously because he keeps angrily referring to his boss as “captain”. like sorry ur having 19th century sailor problems my guy
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hey sorry we put your boyfriend under a readmore
[GIF ID: Rick Astley singing Never Gonna Give You Up /end]
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People accusing the MCU of queerbaiting has always seemed off base to me because queerbaiting implies a level of emotional character interaction that the MCU has overall staunchly refused to feature. Nobody is even friends
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check out the mourning doves’ new single “hooOOOO hoo hoo hoo” if you get the chance. sound of the summer.
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