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had a dream (nightmare??) about a guy going to an NYE orgy and all i can remember was when he entered a frat guy got the door and the punchline was “fugchews crodie”

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if i was paul tbe beatle tbh i would’ve actually leaned into the gay allegations because imagine if they were fucking in the real world dude. all those grandmas would be fujoing outttt bro gay marriage probably would’ve been legalized in months flat. fuck they would’ve stormed the capital. the beetles are horrible allies

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my friend just got tickets to bts it’s happening guys bismillah they return to me

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btw all of the most beautiful women in the whole world bite their nails. it’s where their joy and whimsy come from. the keratin

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what if i pounced on you like this and ate your adam apple like a fruit

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brother just started calling the cat darius.. her name is loki

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I know Hasan Piker has seen this blog and I want him to know that I will suck him off wet and disgusting but he has to be dead silent until he finishes

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oh you want to know my bronouns?? dude/my man 😎

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*me when i see a character i like in the wild* 😄🫵 my friend!!!!!

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WHITE BITCHES LOVE GREECE

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ever since i was young i knew that there was a fine line between the kids that went into hot topic and the kids that went into justice. back then you had to choose (i think because of homophobia). however what Big Mall doesn’t know is that now i can tell the kids they can get a knockoff juicy tracksuit and a hair clip shaped like a hand grenade and be the drippiest mf crotch goblin in the fourth grade

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[recoiling] your pussy is, quite frankly, gooner slop

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anyway i swear to god every time i start liking something it blows up immediately like a week or two weeks later and i want to be pretentious about it but like. i just started liking it too but i was Literally there first. maybe i’m just like the gateway drug for new trends or some shit. they’re in my walls programming me 🤷‍♀️

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i swear to god every time i start liking something it blows up like two weeks later and i wanna be screaming ahoi🏴‍☠️

what was that

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IF YOU DONT FUCK WITH JUNG COOK THEN GET THE FUCK OUTTTT (of my blog)

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i woke up to an ai photo of one of the bts hugging bing crosby from bing crosby official instagram account and i thought “today’s gonna be a good day”