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Nobody:
Me, with a mouthful of mice: yoo wanth thome?
men b like wow I’ve never met a girl who liked music before..
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Just like I said. Illegal adoption.
https://abcnews.go.com/Blotter/immigrant-mom-loses-effort-regain-son-us-parents/story?id=16803067
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I feel like every element of my character indicates that I have a foot fetish, and the fact that I don’t should concern everyone
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-Donald Trump, 45th President of the United States of America
Im In-Spired And Brave Enough To Go Fight In War
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No one:
Cicadas, emerging from the ground after 17 years:

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Under capitalism, we are all the April Fool
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Setting unrealistic expectations :/
ideal relationship
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Hey guys this post has been blowing up again for some reason and I just want to let everyone know that I am so sorry
Please do not declaw your clowns
Clowns need their retractable claws to hunt and climb. Removing them is not only costly but can seriously hurt your clown both physically and emotionally
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https://www.fastcompany.com/90315491/purdue-pharma-opioid-bankruptcy-rumor-one-of-the-oldest-tricks-in-the-book
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the sexual tension between two gas stations on the same intersection
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Consolidating the demon posts from the last few days https://www.instagram.com/p/BtUfNjgnbQI/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=3dafx264np3y
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