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when you cook for everyone and they tell you how much they like the food

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at this point angry bigot gamer boys are living in fully alternate realities constructed in their discord servers because I just saw a guy on Twitter say with oooonnneee hundred percent sincerity “they mean it when they say go woke, go broke. that’s why baldur’s gate 3 flopped” & a bunch of his followers were agreeing with him.
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Shout out to people with auditory processing disorder!!!
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blood is basically the most normal thing for a sword to hunger for. if a sword gained sentience and started asking me for blood i'd be like yeah i thought you might say that
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Girl when I tell you my life flashed before my eyes
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rap has probably been the most consistently popular and influential genre of music for the past 40+ years but your average person on tumblr is less willing to listen to it than a random white teenage boy in the suburbs or a 4channer who lurks on /mu/ every once in a while
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