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wait you might actually be onto something

gender is a performance and i am CAMP and a CULT CLASSIC and i have 29% ON ROTTEN TOMATOES

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i should be running around in the alaskan wilderness not doing precal homework

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every time i look at websites for benjamin moore, sherwin williams, etc. i wonder what qualifications you'd have to have to be the guy who names the paint colors. i think it's my dream job. imagine:

i enter a building, where a single $8000 lounge chair sits in the direct center of an otherwise empty ultra modern room with impossibly high ceilings. i take a seat. within seconds, a hoard of identically dressed people approach me, one of them delicately handing me a single paint swatch.

i examine the color. pale green. i squint for a moment. furrow my brow.

"memories of spinach," i proclaim. unsure murmurings from the crowd, but i raise a hand to silence them.

"nay........ ruminations upon kale," i amend, and the murmurings become excited. there is a smattering of applause.

i go home. one hundred thousand dollars have been deposited into my bank account.

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hes a 10 but he uses different color pens depending on his mood

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you guys ever eaten a coffee bean and an index card at the same time cause that stuff is gourmet

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i wish more people would realize that if i decide to stand really close to them thats basically the equivalent of some little forest creature trusting a human being with their life

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my sister just said "they were playing that fall out boys song you like in whole foods" *starts singing p!atd*

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anyway youll never guess what i did today

you ever had the urge to just eat and entire block of uncooked tofu

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you ever had the urge to just eat and entire block of uncooked tofu

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how do i respectfully tell my teacher "so i saw this problem and was like bruh what even is this so i skipped it"

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someone met gerard at a movie theater again i can’t believe this

vampsneverhurtu on twitter

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DANGER DAYS!!!!

i think we should remind musicians they can absolutely make up little stories for their songs btw. it doesn’t have to be about them at all. you can invent a guy and put him in situations to music. time honoured tradition in fact.

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donald trump and joe biden attend wwwy 24 and get so emotional during the tbp show that they start making out and then gerard way gets so happy to look at their gay asses that he reveals mcr will release mcr5 then trump and biden go on stage and shout to the audience "GERARD WAY FOR PRESIDENT"

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HELP. I JUST SENT MY MOM A PIC OF GERARD WAY AND SHE SAID, "He looks like he has rabies"

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mikey we love you but please stop cooking things

mikey what the fuck is that.

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mikeys karen hair HELP

Old mcr photoshoots are so unserious cuz why is ray caressing Mikey’s tits