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"PIRKSTEIN!"

Henry sat bolt upright in bed, reaching for his sword as Hans came barrelling into the cottage, slamming the door shut behind him. Still groggy from sleep, Henry traipsed into the hall to find Hans standing with his back to the door, appearing quite manic.

"What the-"

"Shh," Hans hissed over the furious hammering on the door behind him, "we're not home."

Erik aimed a hard kick at their door, shouting loud enough for the whole village to hear, "come out and face me!"

"What the fuck did you do?" Henry whispered incredulously, throwing his arms up.

Erik had ceased trying to break down their door and had left, muttering curses as he went. Hans breathed a sigh of relief, stepping away from the door, looking very pleased with himself.

"Nothing," he said innocently, removing a potion phial from his pocket. Hans twirled the bottle between his fingers smugly, "let's just say their next crop yield won't be so bountiful."

"Jesus Christ," Henry said, massaging his temple. Whether it be on the battlefield or dealing with the neighbours, he always had to be the responsible one, "we're supposed to be keeping a low profile here."

"Well, they shouldn't have moved in next door," Hans snapped back, folding his arms defiantly, "besides they started it. Or do you think Bessie died of the plague?"

Henry glanced at the window, towards the other cottage. Istvan and Erik were probably plotting the next stage of their petty revenge as they spoke. He scratched his chin.

"We don't have any proof it was them."

Hans chuckled, wrapping his arms around Henry's waist, "don't tell me you've gone soft in your old age."

"I just don't want to ruin this," Henry shrugged, hugging Hans back warmly, "we've got a good thing here."

"I know," Hans kissed his forehead tenderly, smirking, "what's the worse they could do? Keep us up all night by fucking right next to where we sleep?"

As it turned out, they could.

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I think about this a lot

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i just can't convey the frustration and sorrow that it's been to grow up at first without the internet and then watching it bloom into this useful, fun, connecting force you sometimes spent time on, only for it to degrade into this constant oppressive waste of time and energy where people are constantly pumping out algorithmically designed content for max algorithmic appeal and even the most simple search generates either no results or an infinite abyss of ai generated slop none of which is usable or correct. we briefly had a library of alexandria and then fed it into a paper shredder so advertisers could sell a random mash of pulp back to us at a premium.

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Some useful chaperon info! I genuinely had no idea it's basically a sideways hood haha. Now its' structure finally makes sense.

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"I want to live in a world in which teenagers can fulfil their natural purpose of being annoying" and "I do not always want to be annoyed by the teenagers" are compatible sentiments

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#Repost @mattxiv

may the universe reward their bravery

first image by @soulwork6

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Anyone need help roasting their marshmallows? :3

Itty bitty summer dragon stickers ♡

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GOOD NIGHT

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One punch man

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No, I don’t care if it’s “just the overture” or “only the orchestra.” I don’t care if there’s no one technically onstage yet. Put your phones away and stop talking. The show has started.

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John Light shirtless in Shakespeare again

Photo from the RSC Winter’s Tale.

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"Why is it a problem if students use AI to get through college"

Because if you demonstrate to me that you're willing to set aside concern for truth, evidence, and verifying things with your own eyes whenever it happens to be inconvenient for you, I have a solemn responsibility to make sure you don't get into medical school.

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Alex Hirsch you will always be a legend to me

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this is not my screenshot

discord has been pushing its new uk online safety act changes early for some users. this screenshot belongs to a 32 year old who used discords built in face scanner to verify their age. the scanner said they were 11 years old, and instantly suspended the account, with no option to try again or appeal, and the suspension will automatically end in 2027, when they’re “old enough” to use discord.

DO NOT SCAN YOUR FACE TO VERIFY YOUR AGE

if you really want to verify your age, use a different option available. don’t trust the face scan.