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happy Thursday the 20th

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happy Thursday the 20th

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you are filled with flowers and light, the universe is so happy you exist

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A trend that Aziraphale continued…and Crowley followed.

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I can’t believe Marvel gave us Rescue and then said goodbye to Pepper Potts. No. So there are four options: either you give me a Pepper Potts show or a War Machine show with Pepper as the female lead or Peppermay or Pepper in the Black Widow movie. Marvel’s gotta give back.

we deserved an Iron Man/War Machine/Rescue movie, and we still deserve it!

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new art from the livestream. back to school themed and ready for some school romance. plus a little shadow bh at the end because why not.  

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Here take these, I might start posting again??

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Okay, so I’ve got a whole bunch of other projects to work on (some of which I’m actually gettin’ paid for, woo-hoo!), but I don’t want to stop updating altogether. So, I’m gonna be posting only once or twice a month, but with much bigger updates.

Oh, and btw, I wasn’t expecting this to actually ever happen, but I hit 1000 followers, and… my mind is thoroughly boggled. I feel like I should draw something super special, but I’ve never had this happen before, so… I don’t really know what to do! Any suggestions? What do y’all wanna see?

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HAHA IM DYING https://youtu.be/LM3ft1iZFnM

Omg this took me like forever but it’s done and im panicking im sorry

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GUESS WHO DID ANOTHER ONE YAY

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Millenials: baby boomers should have learned how to use technology when it was coming out!

Also millenials, when Windows 10 came out:

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So I heard it's valid again to draw the green gremlin?

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Growing up is different for everyone. Some people are devastated by how their voice changes. Some have to drop their hobbies just for making their future more lucrative. Some never grow up fully and some have to grow up way too early, never really experiencing childhood. Growing up usually means opening person's eyes for issues they didn't consider important earlier and colliding them with things which mattered as much as the world's end back then. Before growing up happened, that is.

Apparently not that often growing up for some people means realizing that the alien invader from the neighborhood isn't that threatening and there are other things a little bit more important than stopping his plans.

For Dib, it all started after the Florpus victory. After the dust settled and the last building in the city was fixed Dib finally realized that Zim was never actually meant to invade the planet. Apparently his bosses, the Almighty Tallest or whatever, didn't give the tiniest damn about what will happen with Earth. Why did they send Zim here was beyond Dib, but knowing the alien for what seemed like years he couldn't judge them.

Or maybe their plan was just supposed to take billions of years before they will arrive to earth. In either case, it wasn't happening soon.

Then, after everything came back to normal, including Zim appearing in the skool like if really nothing happened even after what Dib supposed was his reveal to the humanity, another realization came to the boy. No one cared about Zim being an alien. He was too harmless to be cared for.

That's when Dib, he supposed, started his adventure through growing up. Of course it took him years! Years and many fights with Zim, although less and less heated after the Florpus, due to slowly realizing it was true. Zim was actually, no kidding, harmless. And hopes that the whole irken race flew into the giant hole in the cosmos and vanished, leaving the miserable, loud spawn alone on the earth, helped him to settle down, a little.

Dib started getting interested in other things. Of course he never dropped his fascination with paranormal! If aliens were real then everything could be! But at the same time he got involved with his dad's science. Well, with his dad always pushing him toward it it was inevitable (also his prosthetics being extremely badass pushed him as well). With comic books and movies (you know, like normal nerds usually do). And more and more and more. Less fixated with Zim he got, more of the world he could notice.

Before Dib realized, he was thinking about those big, epic sparings with Zim as nothing more than fights on the street between kids. The inventions which destroyed half of the city were merely able to make popcorn. Those gross memories with stolen guts, zits and many more turned into bunch of childish jokes, which still gave him a chuckle, and few broken bones. The Florpus thing was probably the most successful and threatening thing happening to the city out of them all. Yeah. To the city. Even that wasn't as spectacular in reality as Dib thought back then. And all this happened just because Zim got dad's technology in his hands!

Gaz was right all this time. Zim was no threat for anyone more than a postman, usually.

Of course Dib never stopped spying on Zim. It was just a regular basis for him, he was used to it. But he also got less and less time, starting to focus on the school (which with time also turned from terrible, depressing "skool" into normal school with bad teachers and bullies), realizing how his grades are important. Thinking about getting into the high school, then university. Then having a job. Life.

Wow, it was terrifying.

At the age fifteen Dib thought about getting back to the mad, exciting adventures he had as a kid. Outside of the library or his own room. But it wasn't the same anymore. It was so easy to trick Zim now! Dib made so much pics of the loud, neighborhood alien he could make a collage out of them! Zim's devices, even if sometimes could be deadly, sometimes made Dib vomit for the rest of the day and sometimes were just annoying weren't the same. It was getting boring. Dib felt like he needs some change, something new happening in his life. A new cryptid, new challenge, something more than just Zim.

His dad was happy to introduce him to a two years science camp in Europe. First Dib wasn't sure, it was so far away from home and Zim. He knew he would miss everyone. And be anxious about Zim trying to do something when he was gone. But then realized it may be his only chance to:

1. See Europe.

2. Learn new things his school would never teach him.

3. Search for all those cryptids Europe was known for.

4. See if his suspicions about Zim being not that threatening were true.

So he decided he will go.

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A small snippet of a thing I started for fun and kinda wanna keep writing. It's gonna be quite different from what you usually see in iz fics and I'm posting this to see if you will be interested with the idea. Which is, basically, recreating the episodes of the show as less crazy and grotesque and more as memories of a child who's now a teenager starting to get along with his past nemesis. Still trying to settle the story tho.

It's gonna be mostly zadf and some family bonding. I'm still thinking about the "r" part.

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baby illyana stopping the sorcerer supreme with her bare hands

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we don’t talk enough about cabbage patch or garbage pail kids anymore, i’m glad that you brought that up. benedict cabbagepatch is actually— his great grandfather started cabbage patch dolls and they were a big thing in the 90s. thats how benedict got his start in the business, was his uncle who obviously became very wealthy from all the profits, flew him to london and put him in an apartment and he started to audition and then he made his career. so the truth of the matter is: without cabbage patch kids, benedict cabbagepatch wouldn’t have a career and you wouldn’t have doctor strangé. so think about it.

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right, so. 

regardless of the merits of this particular story, there is a larger point to be made.

this? this is a cisgender man and a nonbinary alien in a sexual/romantic relationship.

a queer relationship. a relationship that is queer and canon. 

there is, quite simply, no other interpretation on the table. they fuck. they’re fucking. other questions are still up in the air but they are definitely, 150% fucking.

so when (not if, sadly) some smug fanboy rolls his dead, soulless little eyes at all the stupid womenfolk and queers on tumblr who want Eddie Brock and the symbiote to be a couple lol those sad horny freaks

that fanboy is wrong.

he’s just wrong. he’s as wrong as a guy telling you that Dr Doom is white or that Batwoman isn’t a lesbian. he’s wrong. that’s all. that’s it. he’s a wrong guy being wrong. know this and, in the wake of all Cates-like entities to come, draw comfort from it my friends.

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hi i never check my inbox so idk when this was submitted but I- andkjfkhfjkhwf