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I don’t even know

Sometimes things just randomly pop into my head like what if I were to do a drug that causes hallucinations (which most likely won’t i dunno) and I were to see a hoard of kitten pour from my hallway into my room and I look and its like a ocean of mewing poofies in my house like I’m ass deep in kittens and I freak because I’m tripping and I think someone put all these kittens in my house and then their going to kill me and because of this my main concern would be whether or not the cops would believe me when I call cause like how many calls (that aren’t prank) can you possibly get about the “ Mewing Poofie Murderers” like they’d probably be like “R u hi” and I’d say yes because I ain’t no liar.