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maybe i like my tech a little bit inconvenient

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Watching the mummy 1999 for shits and giggles, thought it'd be fun to bitch abt the inaccurate hieroglyphs now that I know smth abt all that. Disappointed and disgusted to find out that they hired an egyptologist consultant and the hieroglyphs are actually well done. Night ruined

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when i say “that reminds me” & theres zero connection you just have to take my word for it theres no time to explain

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boss fight

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sometimes a family is an indigenous lesbian professor who beat up an informant at stonewall, an anxious indian math whiz who occasionally breaks the law(s of physics), a guy with a twenty in charisma and skeletons in the closet, a local politician who nukes a bajillion interdimensional spiders with some sick bars, and the embodiment of the full city of new york

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Title: Great Cities

Author: N.K. Jemisin

Series or standalone: series

Publication year: 2020

Genres: fiction, fantasy, science fiction, LGBT+, speculative fiction

Blurb: Every city has a soul; some are as ancient as myths, and others are as new and destructive as children. New York City? She's got five...but every city also has a dark side. A roiling, ancient evil stirs beneath the earth, threatening to destroy the city and her five protectors unless they can come together to stop it once and for all.

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"And just to add insult to injury? I backhand its ass with Hoboken, raining the drunk rage of ten thousand dudebros down on it like the hammer of God. Port Authority makes it honorary New York, motherfucker; you just got Jerseyed."

- The City We Became, N.K. Jemisin

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New York. Martes.

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Doggo chill

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"An old professor of mine had this great thing. He said "On the level of individuals and civilization, personality predates ideology." Meaning that before you were a fascist, you were a bully and an asshole." -Brennan Lee Mulligan in conversation with Amy Vorpahl, Adventuring Academy S1E2

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One of my favorite things about Put Baby In Pelican Mouth is that not only does the pelican have the intelligence necessary to speak human language but also knows how to lie, suggesting it has a theory of mind, yet not enough to understand that no one is going to put baby in pelican mouth.

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The impulse to flip something off after you've dropped it.

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i’m sick and tired of people pretending that burger isn’t delicious just to clown on americans. america deserves the ridicule, but why’s burger catching strays? burger did nothing wrong