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oh... to wear a pretty dress and have a knife

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someone called my titties cosmo and wanda today 😳

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sometimes i think i’m so cute. 

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ᴀʀᴛɪғɪᴄɪᴀʟ ᴛɪʟʟ ᴛʜᴇ ᴅᴀʏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴅɪᴇ, sɪʟʟʏ ᴘʀᴏɢʀᴀᴍᴍᴇ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ᴄᴏʀʀᴜᴘᴛᴇᴅ

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i’m wrong it’s only 7 

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the fact that jeff and i have 8 dogs now is, phenomenal 

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hey

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If a demon ever tried to possess me my first thought would be: good luck with that debilitating anxiety you messy bitch.

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Is there a feeling you miss?

I miss the feeling of just having no worries when you’re a kid, that was the life, bby.

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what's something that would surprise people that makes you really happy

I’m not sure I can think of anything really surprising, I mean.. cooking soothes me a lot, so I suppose that?

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did you have a boy name picked out for stormi or would she still be stormi

Honestly we didn’t have any names at all picked out until well after we knew Stormi would be a girl.

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❛ — tmi tuesday! ❜ reblog this post if you’re willing to answer anything that comes to your inbox for the rest of the night, anonymous or not. 

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my mans coming home and instantly loving kevin is why i’m marrying my mans

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jeff actually might lose his mind but it’s okay he’ll love kevin

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this is kevin 🤍

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teehee i did something

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kill the idea that small boobs aren’t good boobs