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BOMBINIIIIII!!!!!!!!!

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[ID: two sets of screenshots of d20. The first is from tuc2, and is Brennan saying "nulla dies umquam memori vos eximet aevo". Siobhan replies "nobody dies if you remember them?" and Brennan looks shocked, then says "holy shit, Siobhan." The second is from cloudward ho, and is Siobhan saying "Brennan is it going to fuck everything up if I solve this riddle?" to which Brennan replies "Siobhan, I swear to god, if you do this to me..." and then holds his face in his hand in defeat.]

brennan vs siobhan fucking his shit up

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>:(

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>:(

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Just one? King Cone...no, Drum Stick, wait...Strawberry Shortcake, no...Chocolate Eclair...

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*in the voice of an untrustworthy royal advisor* I wouldn't wish to speculate, but one might almost wonder if this... algorithm conspires against you, my liege.

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obligatory post today

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I went to Tautology Island and I was there

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you guys gotta stop deactivating your blogs cause you're making it harder for me to go back in a reblog chain to remove the annoying additions

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they got rid of the classical elements & replaced it with something called the 'four harmonious insects' so now instead of fire, water, etc we have moth, spider, leech and worm.

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Add realism to your fantasy stories by having characters from different backgrounds struggle to pronounce each others' names.

"My name is [low guttural sound] but I don't want to hear you butcher it. So you may call me She Who Arises With The Cold Mountain Sun."

"...Is that what your name really means? All that in just one word?"

"Yes. If you stress the wrong syllable it comes out as 'She Who Coldly Wakes Up The Mountain Sun', or 'The Cold Woman Who Wakes The Mountain Sun', and you will not call me that."

"Oh, huh. Could we just call you Mountain Sun, for short?"

"Hmh. It's boastful, almost bordering on blasphemy, but it is flattering. I accept it."

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2015? that wasnt even that long ago. it was only... [doing the math] ohhh. ohhh..... oh dear...

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those ads for ai integration on phones are so funny bc it seems like they cant. come up with that many use cases that arent already on a phone? "ask gemini to give you recipes when youre cooking!" "use our AI assistant to find the perfect gift for your girlfriend" yeah or i could just like. google it. you've spent millions on a slightly fancier version of an alexa. good job man.