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me: “hey can you pretend this banana I found outside is a gun?” Gus: “it is a gun” me: “shit you’re a good actor”

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"we don't have girl talk, we have creature talk," my roommate Julia just said while rolling on the floor, "put that on your fucking tumblr, they'll love that shit"

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I mean, we knew, but it's nice to hear so succinctly

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And I get a little bit Genghis Kahnghis I don’t want you to get it onghis Nobody else but me (ooooh) With nobody else but MeeeeMe

I get a little bit Danghis Dahn Don’t want you to Genghis on with Nobody else but Mingus Nobody else but Mingus Kingus

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trending news

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*the voice of a young southern debutante* Mr. Algorithm! I Do Declare! You are being much to forward.

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The Dakota fire hole 🔥

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thanks my whole school thinks im a furry now because i forgot i had these on oh no

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This is one of my favs.

Are you ever gonna compile a Hall of Fame for your funniest Anon Asks and MS Prats ? scrolling through Tumblr is such a bitch

i think i made a tag for that once

#asks or #ask or smething

prety sure i stopped using it at some point for some reason i cant rememer

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i want all my friends and followers and mutuals and acquaintances to know from the bottom of my heart: i don’t respond to your messages because i’m an insane person, i am insane medieval hermit software running inappropriately on modern queer hardware and social media scares me. it is not your fault