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can I not earn a living wage simply from being a genuine joy to have in class

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hits different, huh?

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i fucking hated your shoelaces this entire time

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dan won the game but lost the idgaf war

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i was talking to this guy yesterday and he said "i'm pretty sure i'm straight but i might be a little bicurious. there are definitely some guys i might hook up with. like samson." and i said "samson?" and he said "yeah. like from the bible"

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who's with me

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every august without fail is like i will give you some of the most beautiful golden summer moments of your life but also you will be thinking about childhood and loss constantly. it will always be either 5pm or 2am

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i make decisions n then i’m like . is this even what i Want

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i guess biden couldn’t handle the hannigram fandom drama he had to log off

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inventors of old man yaoi

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phappell phoan

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If you live in Ohio, today is a good day to check your voter registration, and to consider booting JD Vance into the sun.

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now who is winning the idgaf war

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she let me hit because i say stuff like goodness gracious