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Government, Monty Python Style

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ㅇㅇ Joo

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Master Post

Okay, Pretty Sure This Is Everything I’ve Ever Put On This Site. I’m 100% Positive That Half These Links Won’t Work. Ko-Fi 👍

Monsters

Ancient Azure Dragon

Pekka 

Dungeon Master

Pact Demon

Pocket Raptor

Freddy Krueger

Crystal Dragon

Jason Voorhees

Rust Dragon

Pickle Rick

Vengeful Spirit

Undead Warriors

Bill Cipher

Dracodile/Dragonspawn 

Lizard Monsters 

Elementals 

Merfolk King

Elite Guard 

Voilihr 

Spirit In The Mirror 

Ancient Faerie Dragon 

Demogorgon (Stranger Things)

Scorpion (Mortal Kombat)

Elite  Assassins

Ninja Turtles

Adult Storm Dragon

Zen-Aku (Power Rangers)

Sion, Prince Of  The Fell Flame

Lilith And Terry

Centars 

Zora 

Horned Spitter 

Testudo 

Gjallarhorn

Krakatoa 

Tunguska

Messerschmitt

Schnecke

Symbiotes 

Zero (Megaman X) 

Black Knight

Captain Grimclaw

Clockwork Constructs

Champion 

Qybøkyr, Sovereign Of The Far Realm

Dinosaurs

Butterfly Dragon

Fey Creatures 1

Ice Creatures

Dark Magician

Fey Creatures 2

Kadir Maw, King Of The Vampires

Samsara, The Dream Weaver

Items/Weapons Hellfire Gauntlet, Void Blade, Eraser Staff  Death Note  Cards For Deck Of Many Things  Stupid Cards For Deck Of Many Things  Hellfire Band, Cloak Of The Master, Dragon’s Heart Necklace  Night’s Watch  Codex Of The Sentinels Part 1: Magic Weapons  Serpent Head Staff  Green Ranger  Grab Bag Of The Crazed Alchemist  Soul Shatter Blade  Disintegration Dagger  Stormbreaker  Infinity Gauntlet  Cloak Of Levitation  Class/Subclass Deva Path (Monk)  Gospel (Warlock Patron)  Black Flame Zealot (Rogue)  Viakier, The Flame Monarch (Warlock Patron)  Prestige Class: Legendary Super Warrior  Circle Of Dread  Animal Companion Growth System  Sorcerous Origins: Zvetari  Barbarian Totem Paths  Judgment Domain  Cyrilla Of The Blight (Warlock Patron)  Circle Of Extinction  Paladin: Protector  Path Of The Limit Break Races Gensai  Dragonborn: Mineral Dragons  Spells Break Will  Enchantment Spells  Treachery  Abilities/Features Amenotejikara  Limit Break  Overwatch Abilities  Misc The Blight  Adventure 

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The bard when placed in Melee situations:

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“Those poor boys”

“She deserves to be punished too.”

“I’m not saying I support rape, but-”

“Sorry to say - she deserved it.”

“She put herself in harm’s way”

“But if she was fingered, then that’s not rape.”

“She ruined their lives.”

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me: haha oh god this is so bad im making so many unsupported claims and pulling all this analysis out of my ass

my prof in the margins: excellent analysis!

me: 

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executive dysfunction is telling yourself for two and a half hours that you need to shower bc you smell like your workplace and you absolutely Cannot do Anything Else until you shower, doing Any Other Thing before showering is illegal!!! but you still haven’t for some reason??? you’ve just been sitting on your bed in a towel scrolling tumblr for 2+ hours thinking “I need to shower right now immediately” and growing increasingly frustrated that you are still not clean and you haven’t eaten or done your laundry either

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Today’s problem

what do chairs for dragons look like.

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LGBT+ people like playing tieflings because

1: they’re colorful like yes of COURSE I’m gonna choose to be purple over some shade of brown this is a FANTASY GAME

2: if you hurt them they have the inherent ability to retaliate by setting you on fire there is literally no harder clapback

3: they’re half fiend so they’re interesting by default, also it provides an easy way to write an “overcoming my ingrained self image and discovering who I really am” backstory

4: they’re supposedly super uncommon and a small minority of the population but wow there sure do seem to be a lot of us in the adventuring guilds lately idk sounds like human propaganda to me, you know what they say, one in every seven adventurers is a tiefling and if you don’t see one in your party that means it’s you

5: they’re hated and feared and viewed with disgust by most “normal” races for no reason other than the exaggerated, misunderstood myths and stories passed down from closed-minded ancestors even though most of them are totally fine and upstanding people who happen to be a little different and HMMMM maybe we relate to that just a little bit

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where! has! my! passion! gone! I had it abundantly when I was a child, and I must have dropped it along the way, but I cannot figure where!

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How to Self Rescue in the Event you Fall Through Frozen Ice

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https://mobile.twitter.com/andreuswolf/status/948145964019343360

This is why I do not take ANYONE who uses “SJW” unironically seriously…

@an-average-sized-person, @aridara, @luchagcaileag, @iron-sunrise, @rationalsjdiscussions

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Any story claiming to be a deconstruction of fairy tales but has nothing to offer except new types of violence, more explicit sex, and a general attitude of “lol happy endings aren’t real” is like. such a cultural waste of time tbh

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the sexual tension between two gas stations on the same intersection

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The Amazing world of Gumball writers have been unleashed