me to my brain: why don't you look at some pictures of formula 1 championship winner max verstappen being a step-dad that knows the song baby shark by heart and maybe you'll calm down.
a 32 year old man with a small bald spot walks into a room and all the daniel girlies (complimentary) I follow go: look at that infant baby in his little baby boy matching outfit he was just born I will swaddle him and put him in my baby bjorn he is genuinely literally an infant baby born two days ago with a tiny baby belly and I love him he’s a newborn