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post-nut stress disorder
post-nut awakening
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sorr- (remembers that thanking instead of apologizing is healthier for you and your relationships) thank you for allowing me to prematurely ejaculate on your couch
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i love calamari so it’d be fine if you put one. or. a few of those. in my mouth
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if I were a bee I'd fetishize the idea of a beekeeper clipping my tiny wings so I can't escape (remembers you're not supposed to say shit like that) I mean yesterday I ate two yogurts normally
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i would put him in a metal grinder but he’s busy grinding metal
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kind of want that jester carnally hellooooo
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woaw new bluesky post -> pussy jumpscare
#birdy draws#fandom nsft#nsft#grabs you by shoulders. please…………….. thats it that is all i had to say#⚡️#🍏
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im gonna go insaaaanneeeohmy god. hi. maam. miss. hello. please
#mater voice I WANT YEW#birdy blogs#ill post a link to the finished version of this later ill be done later im just going crazy right now
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Guys, you can be girls, as well as dolls, as well as robots, as well as domesticated pets. Just try it. It’s easy, it’s free, be a robotdollpetgirl today.
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women submitting not due to force or fear but out of trust and love. do you fucking hear me
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my evil fanart of those fucking guys
#these are suggestive enough to go here#wireplay#macro/micro#spamtenna#groovy!!!!#your art drives me up a wall (horny)#it also drives me up a wall (lovely lineart and brush. i want your style)#the hatching looks so nice
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I like the idea of the timeloopers indulging in at least a little selfishness. This isn't the Exact idea I had, but I wanted to get at least a part of it onto paper. My camera didn't want to cooperate for that first one...
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being an allosexual selfshipper sucks. id love to make and post all the cutesy romantic things but unfortunately the imaginings are just getting railed 90% of the time
#being an allo DOESNT SUCK IM NOT COMPLAINING ABOUT THAT!!! do not twist my words#i owe every ace person 100 dollars#nsft selfship#birdy blogs#the other 10% is me railing her whaaatwhosaid that
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rb this if you're a not sfw centric ISAT account! Or if you're a not sfw account that posts ABOUT ISAT! trying to find you all!
(Everyone also looking can check the notes for people to follow!!!!)
#i have. plans. to do so here… eventually#but over at fizzywhizz i got more goin on. its pee though. beware
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must i be the one to write the smut…. i need to be the change i wish to see in the world…. but writing sex is. hard! just like my penissorry i have 1 joke
#birdy blogs#your honor. there is like 2 nsfw fics w my blorbos.#they’re both bad to me#assigning 🍏 to be a dog in pet/play??????? (INCORRECT BUZZER)#anyway yeah fanfic#i fear everyone would know its me if i wrote one but.#your honor who caressss like omfg who cares/q#sometimes i also forget i have like nearly no material to work with#these 2 barely fucking talk#i guess that means i cant be toooo wrong if i try though so yay
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