haunted by the ghost of the lawnmower. wannabe shapeshifter. in the process of ethically saving a village from the minotaur.
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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My mom left an eviction notice for the carpenter bees burrowing into our porch
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The real question is who are you? What do you mean who am I?
DEAN WINCHESTER SEASON 1 ✫ 2005-2006
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PENGUINS. all of them!
(not precisely to scale, but close)

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A little story about ghosts, and roommates, and getting to know each other.
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living in an area with a lot of desert plants is so funny when they start to bloom and grow that tall fucking stalk. like put your fuckin thing away man that's indecent
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Star Trek: TNG | Season 3 Gag Reel
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an alcoholic beverage that you constantly replenish with identical mixers and alcohol, to the point where you're unsure any of the initial beverage remains. and yet it is fundamentally the same beverage as it was to begin with. the sip of theseus
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