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Cracked me up when I learned that Drumbot Brian's actor's name is Ben. So it's not like Jonny or Tim, who just used their human names with added fantasy flair. Drumbot Ben would have had a similar alliterative bounce.
This guy just chose to name his immortal fantasy space pirate robot Brian. Iconic.
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Me: and now for another round of…
Brain: 🎶 Hades, Hades, hear my petition please:
My name is Ulysses, I seek to bury, my fractured memories 🎶
Me: Wrong story buddy. He’s in a teenage rebellion. He wouldn’t ask Hades for shit
Brain: 🎶 Did you ever wonder what it’s like, on the underside (way down under) on the underside (way down under) on the other side of his wall 🎶
Me: that’s where he lives….
Brain: ALL I HEAR ARE SCREAMS!
Me: NOOOO
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Ulysses And The No-Good, Very Bad Day 30 Years
The Mechanisms albums are so much fun to make character designs for!
Design details pointed out under the cut
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I long to lie atop my bed with pleasant dreams inside my head
Occasion: when you just really want to go back to bed
Source: Pump Shanty, 0:52
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You can't erase me!
Occasion: a queer mood, honestly
Source: Loki, 2:17
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It's all going to shit!
Occasion: when it's all going to shit
Source: Terminus, 1:25
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Missile two killed Baldur
Occasion: when you want to make a really bad pun about Norse Mythology
Source: Person of Interest, 0:36
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Not in my darkest dreams could I have ever felt this savage joy
Occasion: when you're going full Slaughter
Source: Peacemaker, 3:20
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All the doors are open now!
Occasion: when you're Jonny Sims and you just did an invocation
Source: Red Signal, 2:03
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Splitting the beam along twelve axes
Occasion: listen, one of these days the Mechs' fucking puns are gonna be the death of me
Source: Torn Suits, 1:13
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I don't know how to play this hand I was dealt by force
Occasion: when you were dealt a shitty hand at a card game *glares from own hand to what's on the board* Oh c'mon!
Source: Trial by Song, 0:09
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I love you, but you stink to hell of whiskey
Occasion: when (one of) your partner(s) been overindulging in whiskey again
Source: Blood and Whiskey, 0:53
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I'm not gonna kiss a sleeping stranger, [...] that's really fucking creepy.
Occasion: when you understand how consent works, even if somebody else might not
Source: Sleeping Beauty, 2:21
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And if that was me, then who the fuck am I?!
Occasion: when you're having identity issues, especially due to amnesia
Source: Loki, 4:07
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For few can take a dying world and still with beauty fill it
Occasion: if I was a pessimist, I'd say this is just art in general right now, what with climate change and all that, but since I'm an optimist I'll just say I really like this quote and don't need a special occasion to bring it up
Source: Pellinore and the Beast, 3:26
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He thought I was tricking him! I wasn't tricking him!
Occasion: when you totally were tricking him, despite everything you said being true
Source: The Ignominious Demise of Dr. Pilchard, 2:21
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He thought I was tricking him! I wasn't tricking him!
Occasion: when you totally were tricking him, despite everything you said being true
Source: The Ignominious Demise of Dr. Pilchard, 2:21
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