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the crew being completely desensitized to coyote injuring himself

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analyzing the brave wilderness crew through a bagel analogy at four AM:

hear me out here. so, coyote peterson is like. a whole wheat everything bagel, probably with avocado on it or something, wholesome but also still appealing and unique. and mario is a blueberry bagel with butter and cinnamon sugar, because obviously. an absolute sweetheart. but mark, well mark is like. the plain bagel of the group. still likable enough, but not as exciting a personality as coyote or mario. and as a fan base we have sort of. extrapolated some strawberry cream cheese onto the plain bagel. because Concerned Director™ is not enough flavor. and i love that we’ve all just agreed to do that

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bw comments r funny to me bc it’s very clear that some of the people commenting did not, in fact, grow up doing questionable and potentially dangerous stuff for fun

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y’all ever just,,,,, binge bw for Coping purposes,,,

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b r e t h e r e n

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hi i’m the bw cryptid and today i:

-saw large frog statues at the park and nearly got hit by a car trying to run over to them

-got hissed at by a goose and verbally challenged it

-took some lovely pictures of ducks

-found some things i wasn’t supposed to find

-also took some very chaotic pictures of abandoned places

uhhh be brave stay wild i guess? but also look before you cross the street and probably don’t challenge angry geese

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chaotic neutral brave wilderness because i am the chaotic neutral and i enjoy brave wilderness

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i think brave wilderness has this energy

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truly it is so unoriginal but also very funny

I think my favorite thing about watching Brave Wilderness is the comment section, people making the memes like

*Coyote dies*

Mark: are you okay? Describe the pain.

*Coyote falls off cliff*

Coyote: did you get that on camera?

*Coyote gets hit by train*

Coyote: oh no it messed up my hat

*Coyote jumps into volcano*

Coyote: definitely worse than the Bullet Ant

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nipple milk

mama sloth nipple milk

there is milk from a bottle

or milk from the nipple of a mother sloth

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mark: there's only one thing worse than getting stung by a bullet ant *rips off paper to reveal "coyote getting stung by a bullet ant"* boom

mario: coyote

mark: nO

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coyote: no one is dumb enough to let the toe biter bite them

also coyote: i am no one