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you literally can't find any parking in orc city and the public transport system is GARBAGE. the locals always grunt some shit like "RIDE BIKE" or "LEARN WALK" like ok. my job at the raw meat cafe is literally on the other side of town but sure.
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hey. wanna use my mouth? i think you should use my mouth. please use my mouth
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Hint: You can change the conversation topic to cannibalism
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STOP no more live-action remakes. We're going the other way now. Animated Casablanca. Animated The Godfather. Animated Oppenheimer. Animated Fight Club.
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it is so so so unfortunate that christians are occasionally the funniest people on earth. just came across a colouring book page showing st catherine of siena being tormented by demons.
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And don't forget to stay up til 3 am every night doing nothing productive for no reason every day for a month
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i'm replaying death stranding and i forgot how sometimes you'll just spot the holographic specter of junji ito in the middle of some fuckass field
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as we march towards a shining era of more people calling their friends "babe" and "sweetheart" platonically, let us also strive towards a brighter tomorrow wherein more couples call each other "bruh" and "my dude" as a term of romantic endearment
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I’ve been a bad girl daddy
Okay go kill yourself honey
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astronomy club sent up a weather balloon w a gopro in it last friday. put in three packs of fruit snacks so they could have a giggle over eating fruit snacks that had been to space.
balloon went up into inner space, about 90,000 feet. came down right near the dinosaur park. a few physics teachers drive out to get it, crack it open on the way home to start watching the footage.
fruit snacks are missing.
multiple sources confirm that fruit snacks were put in balloon and sealed in with duct tape. physics teachers check entire balloon. no fruit snacks.
physics teachers watch footage. all 7 hours of it. right in the middle of footage, there are about 8 minutes of visual and audio static when balloon is in orbit. no other interference with balloon recorded.
conclusions: ???????
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